Re: the blurb, while amusing, you have to ask yourself is it effective and does it serve its intended purpose. Remember that most people who come here know you and your career and Vilanch and his career quite well, so they can better understand the context of his humour, but I think to the uninitiated reader (and, trust me, Vilanch is not as well known in most quarters as he is here), I think you're right that it may sound unfunny or confusing.
Also trust your own initial instincts. Usually when you post your blurbs on here, you say something along the lines of "I want to share this wonderful blurb with you." Today it was: "I have this blurb; I'd like your opinions." Obviously, there was something that troubled you about it from the get go.