For dinner earlier tonight, I headed out to
Sripraphai with my friend, Eric. Sripraphai is known for its very authentic Thai cuisine and for the truly incendiary spice level of some of their dishes. So...
As we were heading into the restaurant, a couple was trying to beat us to the door in order to get their names on the wait list before we did. Well, we opened the door to the restaurant, while they opened the door to the adjoining apartment building.
Strike One.Of course, they ended up being seated next to us. Well...
Then they placed their orders. Not only did they want mushrooms added to both of their vegetarian entrees, they requested that everything be prepared "NOT SPICY". Of course, the items they really wanted to try - the ones they pointed to - were not available "NOT SPICY". However, the waitress was very patient and guided them to the milder selections on the menu. -Why bother coming to a restaurant known and famous for its "heat" and then order everything bland ("NOT SPICY") and blander ("with mushrooms")?!?!?
Strike Two.Well... Our appetizers and entrees came. The entrees and appetizers for the table on the other side of us came. Meanwhile, the "NOT SPICY" couple kept waiting for their entrees. Of course, once they were placed on the table, it turned out that the kitchen had left out the "with mushrooms". So they sent them back to the kitchen to get "with mushrooms".
Strike Three.Then it came time to pay the check. The guy placed his fancy-schmancy Visa card on the menu tray just as the waitress was coming back to their table.. "Oh, sorry, cash only" -As she pointed to "Cash Only" on the bill... As well as the large signs on the front door, above the cash register and on each page of the menu.
Strike Four.
*When his girlfriend asked her boyfriend how he found this place, he replied, "Well, I'm a foodie." Hmmm...
**And I guess you had to be there. But I really wanted just to smack both of them.