As I've mentioned a couple times, my place of employment installed software about a year ago to keep employees from browsing any "social networking" or "entertainment" web sites from our desks, which accounts for my absence here. But every once in a while, there's a "leak." Apparently, today there's such a leak, so here I am. And I'm so glad because where else on the Internet could I talk about black dildos? Nowhere, that's where!