I'm up after a fitful night of sleep, which I am NOT happy about. At one in the morning, all by its lonesome, the jets in the Jacuzzi went on. I thought it was someone outside idling his motorcycle. When I figured out what the sound was, I saw that "spa" was lit up on the remote control in the bedroom. I pressed the button to turn it off and it would not turn off. I went outside and tried to turn it off with the button that's IN the Jacuzzi. That didn't work either. Just before getting back into bed, I pushed the button in the house and it turned off. For six minutes, at which point on it went and stayed on all the livelong night. It's still on. I woke up at five-thirty because on top of that noise, the sprinklers went on (they're supposed to) - I feel asleep at six and probably would have slept till eleven had the telephonic device not rung with a totally unnecessary call from an idiot who's been asking for one copy of Pirates for the last three days - I've told him repeatedly that if I HAVE one in the emergency stash, I have to find it and that I'd let him know. So, I'm overtired and when I get like this the chance that I'll get sick rises a lot. So, I have to try and get some sleep later today and tonight I'm going to bed at eleven. The Handy Man is on his way to see what he can do about turning these damn jets off. If he has to he'll shut the pool stuff down at the breaker, but I don't really want that, although it may reset everything and that would be good. If not, I have to let the business managers of the owner know, and they won't do anything for weeks. I don't know if the pool man knows about this stuff, and he doesn't come till next Wednesday.