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Re: KRITZERLAND AT THE GARDENIA 14
« Reply #90 on: October 06, 2011, 10:39:09 AM »

JMK, I saw that photo on Facebook. It's hilarious.
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« Reply #91 on: October 06, 2011, 10:39:19 AM »

Very nice review, BK.
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« Reply #92 on: October 06, 2011, 10:48:20 AM »

Home for a midday break between errands.  I'm eating some lunch and watching THE CHEW.  Will I see DR Jose?
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« Reply #93 on: October 06, 2011, 10:50:35 AM »

Just spied DR Jose on TV!!!
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« Reply #94 on: October 06, 2011, 10:51:39 AM »

Nice review MR BK.....
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« Reply #95 on: October 06, 2011, 10:51:58 AM »

Just spied DR Jose on TV!!!

I hope it wasn't in DR JMK's post.
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Re: KRITZERLAND AT THE GARDENIA 14
« Reply #96 on: October 06, 2011, 11:00:18 AM »

DS Zach informs me this is old news (no pun intended), but Amanda Green just posted it on Facebook and it made me LOL:



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Re: KRITZERLAND AT THE GARDENIA 14
« Reply #97 on: October 06, 2011, 11:02:35 AM »

Mr. Robert A. Harris has posted "A Few Words About...The First Nudie Musical" at the Home Theatre Forum - here's what he had to say:

I screened Mark Haggard & Bruce Kimmel's The First Nudie Musical last night as a prologue to viewing Thor.  If one is seeking a connection, there isn't one.
 
A friend stopped by who had never seen TFNM, and after spending a few minutes watching the set-up, fell for it's low-budget charms.  It was produced for 200k, and partially funded by Paramount.
 
The film is about the son of a down and out studio owner, who, in order to get the studio back on its feet and keep ownership out of the hands of investors, has turned to porn to bring in the funds necessary to keep things running.
 
But the bills have come due, and something special in needed.  A cross-over to bring in new audiences...
 
and The First Nudie Musical is born.
 
The set-up isn't far from the old Judy Garland - Mickey Rooney M-G-M musicals, except the words, "I've got some curtains in the attic..." are never spoken.
 
Throw in some asides that harken back to the great RKO days of Astaire and Rogers and a bit of WB Busby Berkeley, and you'll have some idea of what TFNM has in store.  This is a film created on a shoestring by people love the movies and their history.
 
When the film arrived in March of 1976 many critics fell for its charms.  They loved Cindy Williams, (fresh from American Graffiti and The Conversation, and beginning her long stint on Happy Days) and her sweet dead-pan comedic charms.  Even her Happy Days co-star, Ron Howard, makes a cameo appearance at an audition, confused by the trade ad reading "tap shoes, rehearsal clothes, possible nudity, and they don't want any albinos."
 
As full disclosure is proper, I've known Mr. Kimmel for thirty years.  He occasionally posts to HTF.  And this is where it gets interesting.  The film was shot on 35mm, but after the distribution agreement with Paramount ended, the original negative went missing.  The DVD was struck from some used combined prints, which was not what the filmmakers would have liked.
 
But several months ago, someone located some cans holding pre-print elements, and Mr. Kimmel was brought into the picture.  While not the OCN, at least a printing CRI had been found.  Those who visit here often will be aware that CRIs tend to have a shelf life of about seven years -- and that time period had expired decades ago.
 
And this is where full disclosure comes in.
 
I received a call from Mr. Kimmel for advice.  Moving forward to do an HD image harvest from a faded element is hardly worth the investment, so I arranged for him to take the element to my inspection facility of choice, the best in the known Universe, Pro-Tek in Burbank, which is owned by Kodak.  The advise was simple.  Get a reel on an inspection bench, look at facial highlights, and if they're blue, you're done.
 
If they're green, you have a viable element.
 
They were green.
 
From there, the element went to FotoKem for scanning, and with Mr. Kimmel, who knows a thing or three about color, grain structure, shadow detail, etc. at the helm, there were no concerns about what the final product would look like.
 
What we have in this new Blu-ray of The First Nudie Musical, is something that even some of the majors don't seem to be able to produce on a continuing basis.
 
Projected on a large screen, it has the perfect look of film.  Audio is in DTS-HD.
 
The First Nudie Musical is very much a low-budget love poem to the cinema, made by people who love film.  It is charming and naive in many ways.
 
Only with nudity.
 
If you're going to be offended, steer clear.
 
But if 94 minutes of a very unusual 1975 production, on an absolutely perfect Blu-ray release sounds promising, then The First Nudie Musical comes Recommended.
 
Did I mention the wonderfully classic "Dancing Dildoes" number?
 
RAH

Great review.

Only one mistake. Cindy Williams was on Laverne and Shirley not Happy Days. (Although she did guest star on the show)
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« Reply #98 on: October 06, 2011, 11:12:37 AM »

Great review, BK.
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« Reply #99 on: October 06, 2011, 11:14:35 AM »

They're still installing the water heater. It was supposed to take 2-3 hours. This is now hour five.
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« Reply #100 on: October 06, 2011, 11:16:05 AM »

This should've been my first post today:

Congrats to BK and Alet and John Boswell on the wonderful success of "A Broadway Love Story"!! ;D
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« Reply #101 on: October 06, 2011, 11:19:21 AM »

Mr. Robert A. Harris has posted "A Few Words About...The First Nudie Musical" at the Home Theatre Forum - here's what he had to say:

I screened Mark Haggard & Bruce Kimmel's The First Nudie Musical last night as a prologue to viewing Thor.  If one is seeking a connection, there isn't one.
 
A friend stopped by who had never seen TFNM, and after spending a few minutes watching the set-up, fell for it's low-budget charms.  It was produced for 200k, and partially funded by Paramount.
 
The film is about the son of a down and out studio owner, who, in order to get the studio back on its feet and keep ownership out of the hands of investors, has turned to porn to bring in the funds necessary to keep things running.
 
But the bills have come due, and something special in needed.  A cross-over to bring in new audiences...
 
and The First Nudie Musical is born.
 
The set-up isn't far from the old Judy Garland - Mickey Rooney M-G-M musicals, except the words, "I've got some curtains in the attic..." are never spoken.
 
Throw in some asides that harken back to the great RKO days of Astaire and Rogers and a bit of WB Busby Berkeley, and you'll have some idea of what TFNM has in store.  This is a film created on a shoestring by people love the movies and their history.
 
When the film arrived in March of 1976 many critics fell for its charms.  They loved Cindy Williams, (fresh from American Graffiti and The Conversation, and beginning her long stint on Happy Days) and her sweet dead-pan comedic charms.  Even her Happy Days co-star, Ron Howard, makes a cameo appearance at an audition, confused by the trade ad reading "tap shoes, rehearsal clothes, possible nudity, and they don't want any albinos."
 
As full disclosure is proper, I've known Mr. Kimmel for thirty years.  He occasionally posts to HTF.  And this is where it gets interesting.  The film was shot on 35mm, but after the distribution agreement with Paramount ended, the original negative went missing.  The DVD was struck from some used combined prints, which was not what the filmmakers would have liked.
 
But several months ago, someone located some cans holding pre-print elements, and Mr. Kimmel was brought into the picture.  While not the OCN, at least a printing CRI had been found.  Those who visit here often will be aware that CRIs tend to have a shelf life of about seven years -- and that time period had expired decades ago.
 
And this is where full disclosure comes in.
 
I received a call from Mr. Kimmel for advice.  Moving forward to do an HD image harvest from a faded element is hardly worth the investment, so I arranged for him to take the element to my inspection facility of choice, the best in the known Universe, Pro-Tek in Burbank, which is owned by Kodak.  The advise was simple.  Get a reel on an inspection bench, look at facial highlights, and if they're blue, you're done.
 
If they're green, you have a viable element.
 
They were green.
 
From there, the element went to FotoKem for scanning, and with Mr. Kimmel, who knows a thing or three about color, grain structure, shadow detail, etc. at the helm, there were no concerns about what the final product would look like.
 
What we have in this new Blu-ray of The First Nudie Musical, is something that even some of the majors don't seem to be able to produce on a continuing basis.
 
Projected on a large screen, it has the perfect look of film.  Audio is in DTS-HD.
 
The First Nudie Musical is very much a low-budget love poem to the cinema, made by people who love film.  It is charming and naive in many ways.
 
Only with nudity.
 
If you're going to be offended, steer clear.
 
But if 94 minutes of a very unusual 1975 production, on an absolutely perfect Blu-ray release sounds promising, then The First Nudie Musical comes Recommended.
 
Did I mention the wonderfully classic "Dancing Dildoes" number?
 
RAH

That's fantastic, BK!  Congrats!!
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« Reply #102 on: October 06, 2011, 11:19:43 AM »

And a Very Happy Birthday to DR JMK!! ;D
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« Reply #103 on: October 06, 2011, 11:21:40 AM »

This morning I will be/am attending a taping of ABC's new food-centric talk show, "The Chew". I'm not sure if the 9:00am taping will be shown later today or if it will be shown tomorrow. In any case, it should be fun.

Don't let DakotaCelt know. ::)

;)

(She was a big fan of "All My Children," which was just cancelled, and "The Chew" took its timeslot.)
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« Reply #104 on: October 06, 2011, 11:24:56 AM »

Had my car serviced today. Other than routine servicing, no work needed to be done and the total cost came to the equivalent of $170. Which is quite a contrast to last year's bill of $1,500!
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« Reply #105 on: October 06, 2011, 11:26:11 AM »

Off to do the rest of my errands - bye for now!
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« Reply #106 on: October 06, 2011, 11:31:41 AM »

Had my car serviced today. Other than routine servicing, no work needed to be done and the total cost came to the equivalent of $170. Which is quite a contrast to last year's bill of $1,500!

Very good news!
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« Reply #107 on: October 06, 2011, 11:38:56 AM »

That is one good review!

I am back from lunch with my favorite Broadway star, Mr Ron Raines, who now knows all about my DC trip and the personnel involved, and now I know all about the FOLLIES cast recording. Our waitress was my lovely goddaughter Charlotte Raines.
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« Reply #108 on: October 06, 2011, 11:39:52 AM »

TOD:  "Favorite"  Are you kidding?

Hmmmm.....Barrett's "Kander & Ebb"; "Unsung Sondheim", "Lost in Boston", "David Shire" CD, "One-Eyed Jacks", the "Cinderella" CD...and on, and on, and on......
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« Reply #109 on: October 06, 2011, 11:40:29 AM »

Ginny is closing in on 18,000!!!!!
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« Reply #110 on: October 06, 2011, 11:43:04 AM »

Had my car serviced today. Other than routine servicing, no work needed to be done and the total cost came to the equivalent of $170. Which is quite a contrast to last year's bill of $1,500!


It's going in the right direction!
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« Reply #111 on: October 06, 2011, 11:45:13 AM »

Great news, Doug.
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« Reply #112 on: October 06, 2011, 11:47:16 AM »



M E R R Y   B I R T H D A Y, D R  J M K
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« Reply #113 on: October 06, 2011, 12:26:35 PM »

Happy Birthday DR JMK
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« Reply #114 on: October 06, 2011, 12:43:49 PM »

TOD:  "Favorite"  Are you kidding?

Hmmmm.....Barrett's "Kander & Ebb"; "Unsung Sondheim", "Lost in Boston", "David Shire" CD, "One-Eyed Jacks", the "Cinderella" CD...and on, and on, and on......

I think One-Eyed Jacks is my favorite. Great score. Great film. If only we had a great Blu and Ray!
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« Reply #115 on: October 06, 2011, 12:58:38 PM »

I love seeing your thoughts on the CDs!
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« Reply #116 on: October 06, 2011, 12:59:08 PM »

Back from the four-mile jog.  Sun is going in and out today.
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« Reply #117 on: October 06, 2011, 12:59:39 PM »

Laverne and Shirley, of course, began life on a series of Happy Days episodes, hence his confusion.
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« Reply #118 on: October 06, 2011, 01:07:26 PM »

Laverne and Shirley, of course, began life on a series of Happy Days episodes, hence his confusion.

And Diana Canova was on an episode or two of "Happy Days," too.
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« Reply #119 on: October 06, 2011, 01:15:45 PM »

Laverne and Shirley, of course, began life on a series of Happy Days episodes, hence his confusion.

And Diana Canova was on an episode or two of "Happy Days," too.

Who said she wasn't?

No one...just wanted to share. :)
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