Back from the cows.
TOD --
Submitted for your approval...the genius driver BK and I saw on the way to The Smoke House.
As we approached the light at a busy intersection, it turned from red to green. I don't recall whether we'd had to come to a full stop. The traffic coming in the opposite direction was, however, at a full stop, several cars deep, and their light was turning green, too. One problem: the driver of the lead car at that light was standing outside his vehicle polishing his windshield. When he saw the light was green he ran around to get back in his car, because he was now holding up his line of traffic. He was still getting seated as we crossed through the intersection and passed slowly alongside him, whereupon BK opened his window and shouted, directly into the guy's face and for the cars behind him to enjoy, "You're an IDIOT!"
My fellow DRs, it was a moment of beauty on the streets of the San Fernando Valley. I felt honored to have observed it, briefly entertaining the notion that the guy was sent out from Central Casting to perform for my personal benefit.