I, too, wish I had an IHOP nearby -- though, to be sure, it's probably a very good thing for me that there isn't one.
Closest one I know of is in Darien, CT, I think. That's a good 45 minutes away, minimum. White Plains, too, and that's even farther. However, both of these (at least last time I saw either of them) are the original A-frame buildings. I really love those. When I go to something like an IHOP, I want to be able to step into the past, damn it. Of course I go into the contemporary ones (that look like every other damned restaurant) when in Ohio, etc., but I like me my original International Houses of Pancakes.