Topic: HOARY JOKES (Read 43709 times)

vixmom · « **Reply #30 on:** June 11, 2013, 05:10:16 AM »

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Little old lady?
Little old lady who?
Wow! I didn't know you could yodel!

Ben · « **Reply #31 on:** June 11, 2013, 05:10:21 AM »

Despite the rain we had a very nice day. We had lunch at East of Eighth then strolled down 8th Avenue stopping in Rainbows and Triangles. We then went home, took a nap and then went up to 64th and Central Park West to visit friends.

After that we came home, Anthony spoke on the phone to some well wishers and then we watched

The Ginger Rogers Show

a pilot from 1963 for a possible weekly television outing for Miss Rogers. The pilot was never picked up. After we watched the show we realized why it wasn't picked up.

It was a quiet but very nice day.

vixmom · « **Reply #32 on:** June 11, 2013, 05:10:39 AM »

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
leena!
leena who?
Leena little closer and I will tell you!

vixmom · « **Reply #33 on:** June 11, 2013, 05:11:16 AM »

What time is it when an Elephant Sits on your fence?

Time to buy a new fence

vixmom · « **Reply #34 on:** June 11, 2013, 05:11:37 AM »

Where does a 300 lb gorilla sleep?

Anywhere he wants to

vixmom · « **Reply #35 on:** June 11, 2013, 05:12:16 AM »

What did the 200 lb mouse say when walking down the alleyway?

Here kitty, kitty.....

vixmom · « **Reply #36 on:** June 11, 2013, 05:12:37 AM »

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke.

vixmom · « **Reply #37 on:** June 11, 2013, 05:12:51 AM »

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Al!
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open this door!

vixmom · « **Reply #38 on:** June 11, 2013, 05:13:17 AM »

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?

vixmom · « **Reply #39 on:** June 11, 2013, 05:13:30 AM »

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin case you forgot me out here.

vixmom · « **Reply #40 on:** June 11, 2013, 05:13:55 AM »

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Madame.
Madame who?
Madame foot's caught in the door!

vixmom · « **Reply #41 on:** June 11, 2013, 05:14:16 AM »

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the trunk, you packa the suitcase.

vixmom · « **Reply #42 on:** June 11, 2013, 05:14:43 AM »

Will you remember me in an hour?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
I think you won't.
Yes, I will.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
See? You've forgotten me already!

vixmom · « **Reply #43 on:** June 11, 2013, 05:15:25 AM »

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Meow.
Meow who?
Take meow to the ballgame.

vixmom · « **Reply #44 on:** June 11, 2013, 05:15:32 AM »

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
She'll be Carmen round the mountain when she comes.

vixmom · « **Reply #45 on:** June 11, 2013, 05:16:00 AM »

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

vixmom · « **Reply #46 on:** June 11, 2013, 05:16:20 AM »

knock knock
Who’s there?
Tad!
Tad who?
Tad’s all folks!

vixmom · « **Reply #47 on:** June 11, 2013, 05:16:58 AM »

SeeSaw - that was a wonderful and clever joke!

vixmom · « **Reply #48 on:** June 11, 2013, 05:17:11 AM »

Sorry about your laundry

vixmom · « **Reply #49 on:** June 11, 2013, 05:19:35 AM »

I was wondering if anybody would like to buy a lovely house on long Island -

Only an hour from Broadway, 20 minutes to north shore or south shore beaches,

90 minutes to the Hamptons,

Complete with an indoor basement wading pool

All offers considered

vixmom · « **Reply #50 on:** June 11, 2013, 05:20:12 AM »

Well I suppose I better go to work now

vixmom · « **Reply #51 on:** June 11, 2013, 05:29:16 AM »

http://www.hulu.com/watch/52190

I wonder if that worked

Kerry · « **Reply #52 on:** June 11, 2013, 05:29:38 AM »

5:00 in the morning might be a little too early for Henny Youngman jokes.

Ben · « **Reply #53 on:** June 11, 2013, 05:30:16 AM »

Sorry to hear about the basement VixMom.

vixmom · « **Reply #54 on:** June 11, 2013, 05:31:57 AM »

http://www.hulu.com/watch/52190/saturday-night-live-save-broadway

Ben · « **Reply #55 on:** June 11, 2013, 05:32:36 AM »

Quote from: vixmom on June 11, 2013, 05:29:16 AM

http://www.hulu.com/watch/52190

I wonder if that worked

That didn't but this should

Saturday Night Light Save Broadway

vixmom · « **Reply #56 on:** June 11, 2013, 05:32:38 AM »

OK that worked and so must I..... laters!!!

vixmom · « **Reply #57 on:** June 11, 2013, 05:34:34 AM »

Quote from: Ben on June 11, 2013, 05:32:36 AM

Quote from: vixmom on June 11, 2013, 05:29:16 AM
http://www.hulu.com/watch/52190

I wonder if that worked

That didn't but this should

Saturday Night Light Save Broadway

you clever man, you!

John G. · « **Reply #58 on:** June 11, 2013, 05:43:38 AM »

Good morning, all.

Great jokes this morning. Will try to see if the cobwebs of my mind have retained any to join the rest of these knee-slappers.

But off to work.

ChasSmith · « **Reply #59 on:** June 11, 2013, 05:53:58 AM »

Good hoary morning, all.

Oy! First, my poor aching back, and then the jokes in this jernt...

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