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[Ron Pulliam]

This is one told on "The Big Bang Theory" by Sheldon as he prepared to address a group of students:

A poultry farmer was distressed because his chickens stopped laying eggs. He didn't know what to do about it, but one of his friends, a physicist, offered to help. The physicist came out to the farm, took a bunch of measurements, and went back home to analyze the data. The physicist called the farmer on the phone and said: "Okay, I have a solution for your problem, but it only works with spherical chickens in a vacuum."



If anyone gets a giggle out of this, please let me know why!

[Ron Pulliam]

Ooh-ooh!   Page 5

Let's Dance:

[MBarnum]

Jan wrote some pretty spicy novels back in the early 1960s. I read her first, titled THE YEARS OF PASSION...wow, it was good...and since it had a Hollywood based storyline, I found it particularly enjoyable. She lost some friendships after the book was published as people recognized that some of things in the book were based on them! LOL!

[Ron Pulliam]

“A neutron walks into a bar and asks how much for a drink. The bartender replies, ‘For you, no charge.’”

[Druxy]

I just discovered this video of a radio show I did when I was in Fort Wayne (5/31).

Boy, do I look tired.  (I was)

http://afw.pegcentral.com/player.php?video=c5e36ce08b2ea135e1cbb91fb884ac4a

[ChasSmith]

Ha.  Very nice, DR Druxy.

[singdaw]

Why Music Makes our Brains Sing...
http://www.nytimes.com/2013/06/09/opinion/sunday/why-music-makes-our-brain-sing.html

[singdaw]

If anyone gets a giggle out of this, please let me know why!

Yes - because your avatar is so darned cute.     

[singdaw]

A glazed Krispy Kreme doughnut, split open and stuffed with savory sloppy joe, doused in a tomato-based sauce, and sprinkled with cheese.
Just because.   This is real, people!   

[bk]

Back from a three-mile jog.  I've been having some fun doing slight revisions for The Brain from Planet X for high school productions, so they're not left to their own devices for changes. 

[elmore3003]

It turned into a day of finishing all the score revisions, printing new pages, and rebinding some scores, including the one for the Kern estate. Tomorrow I will finish the new pages for the vocal score, and on friday, we will print the orchestra parts.

It's time to go home. I am exhausted.

[Jrand74]

Very nice DR DRUXY....and I also now know more than I need to about the Habitat for Humanity.

[Jrand74]

Back from a three-mile jog.  I've been having some fun doing slight revisions for The Brain from Planet X for high school productions, so they're not left to their own devices for changes. 

Most appreciated by some community theatres, too, I am certain.

[George]

I was wondering if anybody would like to buy a lovely house on long Island  -

Only an hour from Broadway,  20 minutes to north shore or south shore beaches,

 90 minutes to the Hamptons,


Complete with  an indoor  basement wading pool

All offers considered

~~~Continued Basement Vibes for Vixmom and the Vixfamily!!~~~

[George]

Nice gaze-bo DR GEORGE!

Thanks, Jack!

[George]

http://www.hulu.com/watch/52190/saturday-night-live-save-broadway

That was funny!!

[George]

Sad Cat Diary

This was very funny, too!!

[George]

I can NEVER remember jokes, either, DR Druxy.  I'll be a lousy participant today.

Ditto and ditto...but I'm loving the jokes that've been posted!

[George]

The Ginger Rogers Show was the pilot Ginger was shooting at 20th Century-Fox while Cynthia Pepper was shooting the "Margie" pilot....  They were in the makeup room together early one morning, when Cynthia said to her, "I think you used to know my father....."

Of course....he was Jack Pepper, Ginger's first husband.  Ginger's response was NOT reported in the TV Guide article that reported the incident.

Reminds me of when I was in high school, playing the lead in the Senior Play.

After the show was over, my mother's first husband came over and congratulated me.

He didn't think I knew who he was, but, of course, I did.

Barbara Walters told a story on "The View."  One day, she got into an elevator in her apartment building and a gentleman got in and Barbara said that he looked familiar, but it wasn't until later that she realized that he was her first husband!

 

[George]

DR George the Gazebo looks very nice even if it is somewhat blurry.

Thanks, Jane!

[ChasSmith]

A glazed Krispy Kreme doughnut, split open and stuffed with savory sloppy joe, doused in a tomato-based sauce, and sprinkled with cheese.
Just because.   This is real, people!   

I think the burning question that's on all of our minds is: 

Would DR ChasSmith, or wouldn't he, try this?

HELL yes.

Well, I mean, once, anyway.

[singdaw]

[George]

I just discovered this video of a radio show I did when I was in Fort Wayne (5/31).

Boy, do I look tired.  (I was)

http://afw.pegcentral.com/player.php?video=c5e36ce08b2ea135e1cbb91fb884ac4a

Very nice, Druxy!

[ChasSmith]

Very nice DR DRUXY....and I also now know more than I need to about the Habitat for Humanity.

You're a better man than I, DR Jrand62.  I had to poke around and find where DR Druxy's began, and listen from there.

[Jrand74]

LOL....I only listened to some of that part by accident.

[Laura]

So, I'm watching some clips of the Tony Awards Show. Can someone explain this to me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBv8zr2y48A

[singdaw]

Can someone explain this to me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBv8zr2y48A

DR Laura - there are some things in this universe that just defy explanation.

[ChasSmith]

So, I'm watching some clips of the Tony Awards Show. Can someone explain this to me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBv8zr2y48A

No.

Well, we could.  But then we'd have to kill you.

[Doug R]

Glorious weather here in Prague. Unfortunately I left my tablet on the plane and so am severely restricted with internet access!

[Jrand74]

Unless Neil Patrick Harris was up there somewhere, DR LAURA, no it cannot be explained.