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« Reply #240 on: June 11, 2013, 04:53:48 PM »

Well, I just had a deeelightful phone call from someone I dearly love and never see enough of. We had a scintillating conversation and I am feeling very happy tht it occurred.


Awww, nice.
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« Reply #241 on: June 11, 2013, 04:55:58 PM »

Wicked winds, heavy rains, power flickering on and off, and thunder rumbling. I think I'm through with work for the day.


Wow. What's it like outside?
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« Reply #242 on: June 11, 2013, 04:57:48 PM »

And here is Jan, along with her real life husband, actor/screewriter Mark Lowell (being restrained), in a tense scene from EMERCENCY HOSPITAL.







The true sign of a happy marriage!
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« Reply #243 on: June 11, 2013, 05:01:33 PM »

This photo brings to mind the semi-creepy experience I'm having.
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« Reply #244 on: June 11, 2013, 05:02:02 PM »

Well, I just had a deeelightful phone call from someone I dearly love and never see enough of. We had a scintillating conversation and I am feeling very happy tht it occurred.

I am now going to turn off the AC since it's cold enough in here to hang meat, and read a bit,

Hanging Meat - that's the title of my next novel.
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« Reply #245 on: June 11, 2013, 05:02:17 PM »

I gotta tell you.
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« Reply #246 on: June 11, 2013, 05:02:23 PM »

But I won't.
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« Reply #247 on: June 11, 2013, 05:02:33 PM »

I don't think I'll do the second jog.
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« Reply #248 on: June 11, 2013, 05:03:41 PM »

I am on hold with the bank.  I have of this day finally canceled all services from our previous hosting company, and now I'm going to ensure that no further payments can be removed from my account by putting a permanent stop payment on anything from their company.  Hoo and ray.
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« Reply #249 on: June 11, 2013, 05:04:28 PM »

I am on FB with a West L.A. group and for the most part is is fun.  This afternoon I welcomed a new member who in response thanked me and asked how I'm doing.  He then sent me a friend request which I haven't responded to.

On FB I asked if he was being friendly or if I should know him.  I don't know him & he is much younger, and went to a different high school so why he wants to be my friend I haven't a clue.

The semi-creepy part is the message he sent me:
"HELLO JANE U CAN REMEMBER ME OK AND U CAN STAY IN CONTACT WITH ME IF U LIKE OK. IF U LIKE TO TXT LET ME KNOW I CAN GIVE U MY CELL OK. NICE TO MEET U JANE."
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« Reply #250 on: June 11, 2013, 05:04:56 PM »

I am on hold with the bank.  I have of this day finally canceled all services from our previous hosting company, and now I'm going to ensure that no further payments can be removed from my account by putting a permanent stop payment on anything from their company.  Hoo and ray.

Hoo and ray!
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« Reply #251 on: June 11, 2013, 05:07:12 PM »

it's cold enough in here to hang meat, and read a bit,


But not necessarily in that order.
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« Reply #252 on: June 11, 2013, 05:08:04 PM »

That is a bit creepy, DR Jane.


I am reticent. Oh yes, I am reticent.
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« Reply #253 on: June 11, 2013, 05:08:56 PM »

DR George's gazebo makes me think of a certain footbridge.  Ye gods!
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« Reply #254 on: June 11, 2013, 05:10:25 PM »

Nice about your phone call, DR Elmore!
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« Reply #255 on: June 11, 2013, 05:11:15 PM »

That is a bit creepy, DR Jane.


I am reticent. Oh yes, I am reticent.

I know.  I'm friends with the person who hosts the page and I let her know.  I'm sure he will be watched carefully.  I hope I don't have to block him.
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« Reply #256 on: June 11, 2013, 05:17:15 PM »

I am on hold with the bank.  I have of this day finally canceled all services from our previous hosting company, and now I'm going to ensure that no further payments can be removed from my account by putting a permanent stop payment on anything from their company.  Hoo and ray.

End that bill now! I love this new site.
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« Reply #257 on: June 11, 2013, 05:19:31 PM »

I'm trying to figure out how to store it. It's too big for the commercial fruitcake tins I have sitting around. I've got the cheesecloth to wrap it in and plenty o' bourbon to keep it moist as it ages. The beauty of this recipe (at least to me) is that it uses dried fruit, none of the candied fruit at all.

Interesting with only dried fruit.  I'm curious how you will end up storing it.  How often do you need to add the brandy?  Of course you must let me know how it comes out. 

It's whiskey and I think I'll be adding it as often as I think it needs it to stay moist. Probably check on it every other week or so.
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« Reply #258 on: June 11, 2013, 05:19:58 PM »

I am on FB with a West L.A. group and for the most part is is fun.  This afternoon I welcomed a new member who in response thanked me and asked how I'm doing.  He then sent me a friend request which I haven't responded to.

On FB I asked if he was being friendly or if I should know him.  I don't know him & he is much younger, and went to a different high school so why he wants to be my friend I haven't a clue.

The semi-creepy part is the message he sent me:
"HELLO JANE U CAN REMEMBER ME OK AND U CAN STAY IN CONTACT WITH ME IF U LIKE OK. IF U LIKE TO TXT LET ME KNOW I CAN GIVE U MY CELL OK. NICE TO MEET U JANE."


On the Miami University Theatre alumni board on Facebook, there someone who claims to gave been in summer theatre with me, but who hides behind a pseudonym and refuses to tell me who he is. He may think he's cute. I think he's a horse's ass.
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« Reply #259 on: June 11, 2013, 05:21:34 PM »

Other than that, she's got good health.

Hoo and ray!
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« Reply #260 on: June 11, 2013, 05:23:49 PM »

Well, I just had a deeelightful phone call from someone I dearly love and never see enough of. We had a scintillating conversation and I am feeling very happy tht it occurred.

I am now going to turn off the AC since it's cold enough in here to hang meat, and read a bit,

Congrats on the call. Not on the meat locker.
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« Reply #261 on: June 11, 2013, 05:24:22 PM »

Scary stuff, Jane.
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« Reply #262 on: June 11, 2013, 05:29:08 PM »

I'm trying to figure out how to store it. It's too big for the commercial fruitcake tins I have sitting around. I've got the cheesecloth to wrap it in and plenty o' bourbon to keep it moist as it ages. The beauty of this recipe (at least to me) is that it uses dried fruit, none of the candied fruit at all.

Interesting with only dried fruit.  I'm curious how you will end up storing it.  How often do you need to add the brandy?  Of course you must let me know how it comes out. 

It's whiskey and I think I'll be adding it as often as I think it needs it to stay moist. Probably check on it every other week or so.

Sorry, right you said bourbon.  What did you decide to store it in besides cheesecloth?
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« Reply #263 on: June 11, 2013, 05:29:56 PM »

Scary stuff, Jane.

I haven't mentioned it to Keith yet since he is playing a computer game. 
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« Reply #264 on: June 11, 2013, 05:33:43 PM »

I was wrong, Keith is doing genealogy not playing a game.  I showed him the entire conversation and the private message I received.  His reaction was my initial one, he laughed out loud.  But it is creepy.
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« Reply #265 on: June 11, 2013, 05:34:35 PM »

Good news about Callie, DR cillaliz!

I got my Region 1 copy of Kenneth Branagh's interesting film of Mozart's THE MAGIC FLUTE today. My friend Ben Davis is the Papageno.
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« Reply #266 on: June 11, 2013, 05:53:36 PM »

Other than that, she's got good health.

Which is always great news.

Agreed!
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« Reply #267 on: June 11, 2013, 05:53:51 PM »

I am on hold with the bank.  I have of this day finally canceled all services from our previous hosting company, and now I'm going to ensure that no further payments can be removed from my account by putting a permanent stop payment on anything from their company.  Hoo and ray.

End that bill now! I love this new site.

Ditto and Ditto!!
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« Reply #268 on: June 11, 2013, 06:01:12 PM »

I was wrong, Keith is doing genealogy not playing a game.  I showed him the entire conversation and the private message I received.  His reaction was my initial one, he laughed out loud.  But it is creepy.

I get things like that every once in a great while...they're not really creepy (to me).  I just ignore them and never think about them again.
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« Reply #269 on: June 11, 2013, 06:05:23 PM »

I was wrong, Keith is doing genealogy not playing a game.  I showed him the entire conversation and the private message I received.  His reaction was my initial one, he laughed out loud.  But it is creepy.

I get things like that every once in a great while...they're not really creepy (to me).  I just ignore them and never think about them again.

Interesting. That was a first for me.  I went to "ignore" his invite and found I can only "hide" it.  It says the person will never know.  I hope that doesn't mean I will continue to show as "pending" forever.
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