Some cabaret singer posted that she needed help customizing some lyrics to Born to Entertain from Ruthless! The attempts were so feeble that I did it for her - she hasn't seen it yet - she wanted it to be about cabaret and wanted a mention that she's a lawyer. In two minutes this:
Some gals like to cook and sew,
When I cook it's in a show,
I was born to entertain
Some gals stay at home and clean,
I'd rather learn a dance routine,
I was born to entertain -
Though I'm a lawyer that's just my day job,
What I crave's a cabaret job,
I've got The Gardenia on the brain -
Don't get too comfy in that seat,
When I strut my stuff you'll be on your feet,
I was born for cabaret.
Not every showbiz cinderella has
Got to come from Pocatella,
My star will rise like bubbles in champagne -
You want to know what I find peachy,
To get reviews like Marcovicci,
I will be a chanteuse from the tip of my nose to the top of my shoes
So strike up the band and give me one final refrain
'Cause I was born to entertain.