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Re: THE STURGEON SURGEON
« Reply #210 on: August 23, 2013, 06:09:54 PM »
Quote from: Ginny on August 23, 2013, 05:55:10 AM
Forty - yikes, 40! - years ago today I moved to Middletown, Ohio.

Happy Moving Anniversary!
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« Reply #211 on: August 23, 2013, 06:10:26 PM »
Quote from: Jeanne on August 23, 2013, 05:52:34 PM
Might you need more sleep?


An excellent idea!      ;D
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« Reply #212 on: August 23, 2013, 06:11:11 PM »
Quote from: TCB on August 23, 2013, 06:02:30 PM
You sound relieved that there is only one of me.


Well, that thought did cross my mind....     :)
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« Reply #213 on: August 23, 2013, 06:12:09 PM »
Quote from: John G. on August 23, 2013, 06:52:04 AM
Happy birthday, TCB!

Thanks, John G.
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« Reply #214 on: August 23, 2013, 06:12:27 PM »
Zach was fast.
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Re: THE STURGEON SURGEON
« Reply #215 on: August 23, 2013, 06:13:04 PM »
Quote from: singdaw on August 23, 2013, 06:11:11 PM
Quote from: TCB on August 23, 2013, 06:02:30 PM
You sound relieved that there is only one of me.


Well, that thought did cross my mind....     :)

There COULD only be one of TCB!
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« Reply #216 on: August 23, 2013, 06:13:28 PM »
Quote from: Jane on August 23, 2013, 07:06:30 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DR TCB!


Thank you, DR Jane!
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« Reply #217 on: August 23, 2013, 06:13:47 PM »
thinking about some din-din.
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« Reply #218 on: August 23, 2013, 06:14:50 PM »
Quote from: ChasSmith on August 23, 2013, 06:09:21 PM
Page seven is heaven!

But page eight is grrrrr-reat!   (As exclaimed by Thurl Ravenscroft.)
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« Reply #219 on: August 23, 2013, 06:14:38 PM »
Quote from: Druxy on August 23, 2013, 07:17:43 AM
Happy Birthday TCB!


Thanks, DR Druxy!
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« Reply #220 on: August 23, 2013, 06:14:44 PM »
Quote from: ChasSmith on August 23, 2013, 06:14:50 PM
Quote from: ChasSmith on August 23, 2013, 06:09:21 PM
Page seven is heaven!

But page eight is grrrrr-reat!   (As exclaimed by Thurl Ravenscroft.)

Or Tony the Tiger.
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« Reply #221 on: August 23, 2013, 06:15:54 PM »
Methinks I should eat, then try to go to bed early.

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Re: THE STURGEON SURGEON
« Reply #222 on: August 23, 2013, 06:16:53 PM »
Quote from: Jrand62 on August 23, 2013, 07:31:31 AM
Happy Birthday to fellow Thespian DR TCB!

Thespian!  You sleep with women??
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« Reply #223 on: August 23, 2013, 06:17:14 PM »
Author Christopher Moore just posted this status update on That Other Site. I thought it was apropos our discussion about sleep:


I keep scanning for my perfect sleep number, but apparently this mattress doesn't have a "Kill My Loud Drunk Neighbor" number.
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« Reply #224 on: August 23, 2013, 06:18:09 PM »
Quote from: Jeanne on August 23, 2013, 06:12:27 PM
Zach was fast.


He's pretty perky still in the morning, but by evening he doesn't want to stroll too far.     :-\
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« Reply #225 on: August 23, 2013, 06:19:04 PM »
We've had us a frenzy.  I had a piano tuning, then I did something I needed to do in regards to our anniversary show - that took a couple of hours and now I guess would be as good a time as any to go do a jog.
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« Reply #226 on: August 23, 2013, 06:19:15 PM »
Wishing you true and restorative rest this evening, DR Jeanne!
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« Reply #227 on: August 23, 2013, 06:19:44 PM »
Quote from: Jrand62 on August 23, 2013, 07:31:31 AM
Happy Birthday to fellow Thespian DR TCB!


Kidding!  just kidding!  Thank you, Jrand.
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« Reply #228 on: August 23, 2013, 06:19:52 PM »
And the same to any other DR as needs it!
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« Reply #229 on: August 23, 2013, 06:20:48 PM »
Quote from: bk on August 23, 2013, 06:19:04 PM
We've had us a frenzy.


Once we broke through the Page 4 doldrums, it was pretty effortless!     :)
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« Reply #230 on: August 23, 2013, 06:22:14 PM »
“This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it.”
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« Reply #231 on: August 23, 2013, 06:22:42 PM »
Quote from: Doug R on August 23, 2013, 08:11:46 AM
An Extremely Very Happy Birthday to DR TCB!!


Thank you very much, Doug!
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« Reply #232 on: August 23, 2013, 06:22:59 PM »
And now, for your edification and delight, I shall turn into a pumpkin.
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Re: THE STURGEON SURGEON
« Reply #233 on: August 23, 2013, 06:26:44 PM »
Quote from: TCB on August 23, 2013, 06:09:54 PM
Quote from: Ginny on August 23, 2013, 05:55:10 AM
Forty - yikes, 40! - years ago today I moved to Middletown, Ohio.

Happy Moving Anniversary!

Thanks, DR TCB!
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« Reply #234 on: August 23, 2013, 06:27:19 PM »
Quote from: ArnoldMBrockman on August 23, 2013, 09:22:05 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DR TCB. Have A GREAT Day!!!!!!!!!

Thank you so much, Arnold.  What would we do without your song of the day?
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« Reply #235 on: August 23, 2013, 06:28:56 PM »
DR TCB - for your birthday I got you Tim McGraw. But on his way to your apartment, he got arrested...





Should I ask for a refund?
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« Reply #236 on: August 23, 2013, 06:32:51 PM »
I never responded to the Friday TOD, and now I'm ready to go watch something but I have no idea what it should be.  Decisions, decisions.
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« Reply #237 on: August 23, 2013, 06:34:42 PM »
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into a pharmacy, walked up to the
pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said 'I would like to buy
some cyanide.'

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband. Divorce is out of the
question."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't
give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my
license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will
happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in
bed with the pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "You didn't tell me you
had a prescription."
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« Reply #238 on: August 23, 2013, 06:43:39 PM »
Excellent! 
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« Reply #239 on: August 23, 2013, 06:48:51 PM »
Bulletin...................................Bulletin..............................Bulletin..............................

I am now eating a piece of cake.  White sheet cake.  White frosting.  And a simple pink rose.

I  thought that Laura and Jane might be interested.
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