Found a wonderful lyric on the New York Times site today about Babs going to see Bette in "I'll Eat You Last." Thanks, FJL, for a fun one:
Some say Babs, she is an actor,
With range from A to Z
Some say Babs, she is a helmer
Whose movies one should see
Some say Babs, she is a singer,
Who phrases perfectly
I say Babs, she’s my worst nightmare
Who’s sitting in row E
When the night turned to the zingers
Where I tell of Sue and Babs
And the nails upon Babs’ fingers
Seem to claw into her abs
Just remember in New York now
Michael Urie does his shows
With the fear that if she sees him
He could be punched in – the nose
