In the spirit of some of the lyrics today comes this ditty from Cole Porter. Highly politically incorrect:
Katie went to Haiti,
Stopped off for a rest.
Katie met her matey,
Katie was impressed!
After a week in Haiti,
She started to go away,
Then Katie met another natie,
So Katie prolonged her stay!
After a month in Haiti,
She decided to resume her trip,
But Katie met still another natie,
And Katie missed her ship!
So Katie lived in Haiti;
Her life there, it was great,
'Cause Katie knew her Haiti,
And practically all Haiti knew Katie!
So Katie lived in Haiti;
Her life there, it was great,
'Cause Katie knew her Haiti,
And practically all Haiti knew Katie!