Greetings from Toyland! There should be an MTA ruling if you are bigger than a house, need to take up two seats for your largesse and your tote bag since you have no lap and won't store it under your seat, and you insist - because you are a really fat slob - to infringe on the third seat so the old coot next to you is uncomfortable, then you should pay for two effin seats. Or die.
Don't hold back, Larry...tell us how you really feel.

This slob was big as a house, he was taking you two and a half seats, so his bag could occupy one seat and his grossly fat body the other one and a half. I was sitting in the half on the third sat, since this was the seating section for infirm, elderly, or maimed, and this fat slob made it completely impossible. He could have put his bag on the floor under hs seart and occupied that seat and a half giving me a full seat. So, as son as anther seat was empty on a very full bus, I was stuck there. The driver does nothing and this pig cared not in the least. Up yours, you fat pg.