I am glad it's Columbus Day. I don't mind celebrating him. Most of the people we celebrate have a dark side, so it is what it is. I'm glad because I don't feel well at all today and I can stay easily stay home
Seriously? You don't mind celebrating someone who murdered thousands? Pimped little kids? Dumped live humans overboard so he could use their dead bodies as directional devices?
Oh, boy, am I in the wrong place? Who else do we celebrate that committed atrocities on this scale? Please tell me, as I have no problem with being "politically correct" (a new fangled phrase for basic empathy combined with politeness) and would gladly stop celebrating holidays named after them!
Sorry friends. Maybe I am just in a wrong mood today, but this takes the cake.