Well, I'm quite excited; an email just informed me that an abandoned diplomatic package from London in the Harrisburg Airport has a ton of money that was to be sent to me! I have to send a pertinent banking info and I will be a millionaire. This is my lucky day.
On top of that, I got second email informing me that there is $2.8 million waiting for me in Africa!
The shock of being so wealthy so suddenly this morning has given me the vapors. I have to lie down before I send my social security number, bank account numbers, and, i think, a pint of blood.