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Re:FRUIT
« Reply #60 on: October 16, 2004, 04:23:40 PM »
Quote from: Panni on October 16, 2004, 03:36:43 PM
I am sort of E&T (although, frankly - and georgely - I don't think it should be necessary to explain why we are E&T - this isn't school - it's something we do because we enjoy it, not because it mandatory. Why don't we just assume that if someone isn't posting he or she has a good reason. Even if that reason is that they are not in a posting mood.) - That being said (I'm sure I'll get a tongue-lashing, but I'm a big girl, I can take it) - as I was saying, that being said, I am sort of E&T because I'm having a weird weird day, having to clear out of my home environment every half hour or so while it's being shown. I've put on music (Jobim) and made the place as inviting as possible so that it will be rented TODAY and I can go on with my life. I haven't even showered yet. I don't want to be in the shower as a would-be tenant is walking through...

Since you're sure you'll get a tongue-lashing, here it is:

"I don't think it should be necessary to explain why we are E&T - this isn't school - it's something we do because we enjoy it, not because it mandatory. Why don't we just assume that if someone isn't posting he or she has a good reason. Even if that reason is that they are not in a posting mood.)"

a) who asked you to explain anything?
b) who said it was school?
c) if, by now, you don't know to take my (or anyone's) errant and truant posts in the spirit in which they are intended - COMEDICALLY - then perhaps you should oil your humor gears which clearly have rusted beyond repair (especially in regards to today's post, which was so blatantly blatant in terms of its intent).
d) I find your "it's something we do because we enjoy it, not because it's mandatory" condescending.  This isn't school.
e) if you're not in a posting mood then don't post.  Seems simple to me.

Asked for tongue lashing is now finished.

Now, where in tarnation IS everyone?  
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« Reply #61 on: October 16, 2004, 04:23:52 PM »
Quote from: Panni on October 16, 2004, 03:36:43 PM
I am sort of E&T (although, frankly - and georgely - I don't think it should be necessary to explain why we are E&T - this isn't school - it's something we do because we enjoy it, not because it mandatory. Why don't we just assume that if someone isn't posting he or she has a good reason. Even if that reason is that they are not in a posting mood.) - That being said (I'm sure I'll get a tongue-lashing, but I'm a big girl, I can take it) - as I was saying, that being said, I am sort of E&T because I'm having a weird weird day, having to clear out of my home environment every half hour or so while it's being shown. I've put on music (Jobim) and made the place as inviting as possible so that it will be rented TODAY and I can go on with my life. I haven't even showered yet. I don't want to be in the shower as a would-be tenant is walking through...

I absolutely agree.

Good renting vibes!  


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« Reply #62 on: October 16, 2004, 04:24:47 PM »
I posted before I saw the tongue lashing. ;D
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« Reply #63 on: October 16, 2004, 04:25:31 PM »
New Dame Julie Releases    
DVD's   

Broadway: The American Musical (12th Oct. 04)

Shrek 2 (5th Nov. 04)

Eloise at Christmastime (16th Nov. 2004)

Little Miss Marker (23rd Nov. 2004)

Mary Poppins Double Disc Edition (4th Dec. 2004)

Cinderella (7th Dec. 04)

Princess Diaries 2 (14th Dec. 2004)

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« Reply #64 on: October 16, 2004, 04:30:54 PM »
Darling Jane, you would never get a tongue-lashing because you would never make a post like the one I responded to.  I treasure having you here because you are one of the most positive people I know (and I've known you for YEARS).
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« Reply #65 on: October 16, 2004, 04:32:19 PM »
Quote from BK's tongue-lashing:

"Asked for tongue lashing is now finished."

--- "My client did not ask for it!!"

                        Panni's lawyer!
 
« Last Edit: October 16, 2004, 04:33:40 PM by François de Paris »
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« Reply #66 on: October 16, 2004, 04:36:27 PM »
You see, it just happened when Panni was taking a shower and some fruit just walked in and said:

"My, I do like your pineapples!"

She did not think it was peachy and just went bananas!

 ??? ??? ???

-- had to correct a typo before BK get at me! ;) --
« Last Edit: October 16, 2004, 05:01:41 PM by François de Paris »
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« Reply #67 on: October 16, 2004, 04:38:01 PM »
Quote from: bk on October 16, 2004, 04:30:54 PM
Darling Jane, you would never get a tongue-lashing because you would never make a post like the one I responded to.  I treasure having you here because you are one of the most positive people I know (and I've known you for YEARS).

Why Jane are you blushing all at once?! :D
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« Reply #68 on: October 16, 2004, 04:43:50 PM »
This morning I went to a very odd funeral for the neighbor on the corner. He was obviously not a religious man, as the music was a song by Elvis, a song called "My Dog Thinks I'm Elvis" and the closing song was "Happy Trails To You."

After that, I did some fascinating church paperwork. Then I went to the local park to get some photo slides for the prelude at church tomorrow. While there, I saw a bighorn mountain sheep, a jackrabbit, and a roadrunner.

Didn't I have an exciting day?
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« Reply #69 on: October 16, 2004, 04:46:08 PM »
Quote from: François de Paris on October 16, 2004, 04:32:19 PM
Quote from BK's tongue-lashing:

"Asked for tongue lashing is now finished."

--- "My client did not ask for it!!"

                        Panni's lawyer!
 

She wanted it, she expected it, and she GOT it.  I rest my case.

Laura, I always enjoy hearing about your days, and I'm happy you got your traveling privileges back.
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Re:FRUIT
« Reply #70 on: October 16, 2004, 04:46:15 PM »
Paddy Paws, Paddy Paw...

Claws IN, everyone!

Let's play nice(ly).
« Last Edit: October 16, 2004, 04:46:33 PM by RLP »
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« Reply #71 on: October 16, 2004, 04:46:39 PM »
I just woke up from a 2 hour nap. Yesterday I had a 3 hour nap. I must be getting old.
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« Reply #72 on: October 16, 2004, 04:47:53 PM »
And frankly, Francois, I found your client's post offensive, pedantic, condescending and like she was giving a lecture no one asked for or needed.  NOW I rest my case.  
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« Reply #73 on: October 16, 2004, 04:48:29 PM »
No, I don't feel like resting my case now.  My case has been getting way too much rest and my case needs exercise so it can have abs and buns of steel.
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« Reply #74 on: October 16, 2004, 04:49:50 PM »
This pussy, when lectured, has claws OUT, baby.  RLP, did you see that thread about The Jungle Book CD on FSM?  Most amusing.
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« Reply #75 on: October 16, 2004, 04:50:14 PM »
I am my own frenzy.
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« Reply #76 on: October 16, 2004, 04:50:32 PM »
I have a hard time accepting things like tomatos, eggplant and okra as fruits.  Afterall, there never was eggplant flavored Kool-Aid, was there?  I don't remember there being a stick of okra in Beechnut's Fruit Stripe Gum.  And there definately are no tomato Froot Loops!  
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« Reply #77 on: October 16, 2004, 04:51:24 PM »
Finishing up That's Entertainment III, then will watch the extras disc.  The sun sort of came out in the shank of the afternoon.  I actually had to turn the heat on in the home environment today.  But now I shall turn the heat off.  Unless someone lectures again.
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« Reply #78 on: October 16, 2004, 04:52:09 PM »
Okra gum sounds interesting, doesn't it?  
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« Reply #79 on: October 16, 2004, 04:52:32 PM »
Thank you, BK.

Now that my traveling privileges are restored, are you going to be doing "What If?" in November?
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« Reply #80 on: October 16, 2004, 05:00:37 PM »
Definitely not in November, but if you're in town I can show it to you on DVD.

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« Reply #81 on: October 16, 2004, 05:01:42 PM »
I love sitting in my kitchen, typing away on the laptop whilst looking out at the lush greenery of the front yard.  It makes me happy.
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« Reply #82 on: October 16, 2004, 05:01:55 PM »
Whaddup, dog?
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« Reply #83 on: October 16, 2004, 05:03:18 PM »
Welcome seven GUESTS.  We're talkin' about fruit.
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« Reply #84 on: October 16, 2004, 05:08:09 PM »
Quote from: bk on October 16, 2004, 04:52:09 PM
Okra gum sounds interesting, doesn't it?  

I prefer Okra Winfrey! ;D 8)
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« Reply #85 on: October 16, 2004, 05:10:23 PM »
Quote from: bk on October 16, 2004, 05:00:37 PM
Definitely not in November, but if you're in town I can show it to you on DVD.



Now, Laura gets viewing privileges too?! >:( ???
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« Reply #86 on: October 16, 2004, 05:11:38 PM »
Quote from: bk on October 16, 2004, 05:03:18 PM
Welcome seven GUESTS.  We're talkin' about fruit.

Must be the dwarfs!! :-\
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« Reply #87 on: October 16, 2004, 05:14:18 PM »
Quote from: bk on October 16, 2004, 05:01:42 PM
I love sitting in my kitchen, typing away on the laptop whilst looking out at the lush greenery of the front yard.  It makes me happy.

Well.... you're quite easy to please!! :D

That sure beats real Tv!! :P
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« Reply #88 on: October 16, 2004, 05:19:20 PM »
Quote from: bk on October 16, 2004, 04:30:54 PM
Darling Jane,....(and I've known you for YEARS).

Hummm... I wonder if Jane likes to be reminded!!  :o :D
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« Reply #89 on: October 16, 2004, 05:20:37 PM »
OOOOhhhhh, I'm my own Frenchie!!
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