Back from lunch meeting and picking up packages. Two screeners arrived today - Bridge of Spies and Steve Jobs. Luckily I arrived just as the UPS truck did - even though I signed for both packages electronically and received confirmation of that, the UPS man was still being instructed to get a signature, which is bogus. He told me the same thing has just happened to a neighbor down the street - they signed electronically and yet had they not been home to sign in person the package would not have been left. So, he suggested I call and find out if the system is glitching or what - I'm on hold now trying to do just that. The problem, of course, is that I'm not talking to an agent based in, you know, the United States of America, where this problem is occurring.