Fred, I love your lyrics. They reminded me of the first "professional" musical I ever saw live. It was at the Actors Theater of Louisville, and it was in the fall after the first Star Wars was released.
It was an outer space rock musical version of "Titus Andronicus." I loved that show, though all my memories of it are campy at best.
I even have the T-shirt, which has a cartoon on it with Titus telling off the evil villainess: "A pie fit for a space queen. In it you'll find you're two murdering sons."
I think with all the weight I've lost this year, I might be able to wear it again.