HA! At last the drop down menus on the theatre site have been updated, so I can work on those.
Of course the only ones people are interested in are for the Kids Workshops.....they've already started emailing and posting on the Facebook page: When can we sign up.....what are the ages.....what's happening.....we need to know.....
Of course these are people who NEVER come to another show at the theatre, never donate a penny to us, make the worst mess when they come for their one night, don't follow directions for parking or anything. And they are very obnoxious to the staff and directors.....IMPOSSIBLE.
And most of their special snowflakes can't even be heard from the stage - those that bother to learn their lines that is.
I HATE THE TIME AND EFFORT we have to put forward for these useless workshops. Of course NONE of the kids ever audition for a show either.... And last year one of the little bastards stole my starter's pistol.