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Re:THIS VERY DAY
« Reply #30 on: November 13, 2004, 09:42:34 AM »

HEY - stop dissing the Westin.  I stayed there on my last trip to NYC, while it's ugly, huge, impersonal, it's got a great bed!  The "Heavenly Bed" as they call it.  And after my red-eye flight to NYC, (on Jet-Blue which of course is faboo) the "Heavenly Bed" certainly was heavenly.  They also had what they called the "Heavenly Shower" which I didn't think was that heavenly.  All in all, it was a lovely place to stay!

I'll take a stab at casting "South Pacific" although, seems like through the Kiri recording and the Glenn Close version, it's already been done.

On second thought, maybe I won't.
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Re:THIS VERY DAY
« Reply #31 on: November 13, 2004, 09:43:12 AM »

Ummm... is this where I type

"SECOND PAGE DANCE"

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Re:THIS VERY DAY
« Reply #32 on: November 13, 2004, 09:43:12 AM »

NELLIE:  Carol Channing
EMIL:  Dom DeLuise
LIAT:  Jessye Norman
BLOODY MARY:  Maggie Smith
CABLE:  Jackie Mason
BILLIS:  Richard Simmons



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« Reply #33 on: November 13, 2004, 09:47:29 AM »

THE DAILY LEVITY
WOMEN ARE SO CRUEL
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Marriage - Part I
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go
hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules.

Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night ......... whether you're here or not."

(DAMM SHE'S GOOD!)
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Marriage (Part II)

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!

The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:

"Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "

"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:

"Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last"

(HE ASKED FOR IT!)
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Marriage (Part III)

Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.

Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house.

After sometime, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, "what took you so long to answer the phone?

She says, "I was in bed."

"In bed this early, doing what?"

"Getting a second opinion!"

(YEP, HE HAD THAT ONE COMING, TOO!)
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Marriage (Part IV)

A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of Six?'

His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right
back, "Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."

(RIGHT ON, LADY!)
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Marriage (Part V) The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

der Brucer (and I do not approve of the sentiments expressed above)
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Re:THIS VERY DAY
« Reply #34 on: November 13, 2004, 09:49:16 AM »

Such missable productions of SOUTH PACIFIC have already been put forth, but I shall try my worst!

Emile: Alex Trebek
Nellie: Anne Robinson
Bloody Mary: Rose Marie
Liat: Vanna White
Cable: Tom Bergeron
Luther: Bob Barker
Bali Hai Girls: Barker's Beauties
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« Reply #35 on: November 13, 2004, 09:51:16 AM »

Excellent casting suggestions.  Here are some of mine:

Nellie: Harvey Fierstein
Emile: Michael Crawford
Bloody Mary: Patti Lupone
Cable: Eminem
Liat: Judy Kaye
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« Reply #36 on: November 13, 2004, 09:57:05 AM »

Speaking of Tom Hanks, does anyone out there have an opinion about Saving Private Ryan being pulled from broadcast yesterday in some areas because some station owners thought they might get fined by the FCC?

By Saving Private Ryan do you mean the film that has already been broadcast not once but twice?  The film that portrays heroism on the part of members of our armed forces?  The film that realistically portrays the gruesome aspects of combat?

By the FCC do you mean that Federal organization--whose funding comes out of your pockets and mine--that has a conniption any time a breast is exposed on TV or someone mutters the F-word, but is silent when it comes to the networks' abdication of the community service and children's programming responsibilities that are part of their licence to use the airwaves?

I wonder if the stations that chose not to broadcast the film filled the air time instead with "more wholesome" fare from their "reality" show repertoire, in which participants perform demoralizing behavior in public or in which spouses are swapped or in which publicity-hungry individuals with no shame go through puerile machinations so they can exchange marital vows with, essentially, a total stranger.  Or maybe they chose instead to run one of those forensic reenactment shows, in which violence is glorified and the foul language is conveniently bleeped though only a fool would not know what words were being edited out.

Do I have an opinion?  Guess!  (Oh.  A Follies reference.)
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Re:THIS VERY DAY
« Reply #37 on: November 13, 2004, 09:57:54 AM »

Excellent casting suggestions.  Here are some of mine:

Nellie: Harvey Fierstein
Emile: Michael Crawford
Bloody Mary: Patti Lupone
Cable: Eminem
Liat: Judy Kaye

Saving Mandy Patinkin and Betty Buckley as understudies, I presume.

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« Reply #38 on: November 13, 2004, 11:00:55 AM »

SERBRUCER,

When I officially moved to Hollywood in '78 (I had been down in Orange County doing my show with Maggie Raye previous to that), my apartment on Beachwood Drive had a view of the Hollywood Sign.  They began tearing it down the day I moved in and I watched the new one go up.  

As far as Hollywood memorabilia goes, the old barn that Cecil B. CeMille shot the first Hollywood movie in, The Squaw Man, was moved from the Paramount lot to a parking lot on
Argyle between Yucca & Hollywood Blvd. where it sat for a couple of years. and was close to my second apartment on Ivar (across from the Alto Nido where Nathaniel West wrote DAY OF THE LOCUSTS...I think about the courtyard bungalows I lived in).  On one of my many jaunts past the place, I picked up a shingle that had fallen off the landmark...which I still have today.  

The Barn now sits on Highland across from the Hollywood Bowl and, I believe, is a small museum about Hollywood's early days.  I was in it only once when acquaintance Kathy Orrison had a book signing for her bio of Henry Wilcoxon, who I had got to know in his last years before his death.  Actually one of Wilcoxon's old ash-trays for his pipe sits on my desk here in the office, which is full of change.  I also have a set of smoked cordial glasses that were his and a few of his books.
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« Reply #39 on: November 13, 2004, 11:35:51 AM »

Henry Wilcoxon.  I didn't know that a biography had been written.  Oh my!

The ALto Nido - is that where William Holden's character Joe Gillis lived at the beginning of SUNSET BOULEVARD.

Has anyone else noticed that the producer in SB was named Sheldrake, as was a character in another Billy Wilder comedy THE APARTMENT.  I wonder why Billy liked the name so much?  Any DR know?
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Re:THIS VERY DAY
« Reply #40 on: November 13, 2004, 11:47:36 AM »

RIP Ed Kemmer.  :'(

We have lost Commander Buzz Corey.
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« Reply #41 on: November 13, 2004, 11:53:08 AM »


I'd say Brian Stokes Mitchell as Emile but, you know, that's actually happening.  At Carnegie Hall.

I know he's popular and I hear he's a nice guy, but I'm tired of second-rate baritones in first-rate baritone parts.
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Re:THIS VERY DAY
« Reply #42 on: November 13, 2004, 11:54:18 AM »

It was wise of you to take an armed escort :)

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LOL-I assure you it was the last thing I was thinking about.
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« Reply #43 on: November 13, 2004, 11:59:23 AM »

LOL! I thought the Westin looked very nice! But I am likely in the minority.

Very sad about Ed Kemmer. I wrote him a nice letter a few years back and sent him some photos to sign, which he did...and I got a nice letter back from him telling me how his role in HONG KONG CONFIDENTIAL (starring Ms. Allison Hayes) was cut down to bare bones...he also wanted me to find him a copy of his HOW TO MARRY A MILLIONAIRE episode (which I never did find).
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« Reply #44 on: November 13, 2004, 12:01:54 PM »

My nephew Jeffrey is trying to get home from Iraq for his leave...but he is stuck in Mosul because of the dust (!) and all the fighting. Hopefully he will get home in time for Turkey day with his folks in Medford.
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« Reply #45 on: November 13, 2004, 12:03:33 PM »

Good travel vibes to MBARNUM'S nephew.

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« Reply #46 on: November 13, 2004, 12:06:19 PM »

Good afternoon all!

Well my cold/flu has now turned into a sore throat/cold. :(

Rented a dvd today, RAISING HELEN.  I really like Kate Hudson.  While at my video store I was told I have 5 more free videos that I must use before 2005. Yeah, I love free videos!
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« Reply #47 on: November 13, 2004, 12:07:42 PM »

Interesting bio on Ed Kemmer, unless JRand found a better one.   http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/entertainment/10174103.htm?1c

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« Reply #48 on: November 13, 2004, 12:08:20 PM »

I got up at 7am today to be one of the first 200 customers at Sears.  They were giving away $10 gift cards.  Between us and others who met us there, we got $70 worth of cards.  And I now have $20 of free money to spend myself. Yeah!
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« Reply #49 on: November 13, 2004, 12:09:32 PM »

I did not have to sign in to read that earlier.  I wish I had copied it.
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« Reply #50 on: November 13, 2004, 12:13:03 PM »

Jennifer I guess a good deal wasn’t going to keep you down.  :D Feel better.

MBarnum will you get to see your nephew when he makes it home?
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« Reply #51 on: November 13, 2004, 12:20:29 PM »


Ed Kemmer said he took the role as Cmdr. Buzz Corry seriously.

"I played it as straight as I could," he told the Columbus Dispatch in 1994. "You don't play down to children. A lot of shows make that mistake. Kids see through that right away."

Kemmer said the show was his most important work. "One engineer at NASA told me that he first got interested in space because of our show,"

He spent 11 months in a German prisoner of war camp during World War II after his P-51 fighter plane was shot down over France in 1944. He and others in the POW camp staged plays, and after the war he studied acting.
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« Reply #52 on: November 13, 2004, 12:23:59 PM »

Yes, Alto Nido is where William tears out of at the opening of Sunset Blvd.  I was wrong, West resided in the Parva Sed Apt which was right across the street but you can see both it and my old apts in that Shot as Holden tears down Ivar.
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« Reply #53 on: November 13, 2004, 12:31:52 PM »

Nellie:  Celine Dion
Emile:  Michael Bolton
Bloody Mary:  Mariah Carey
Cable:  Ricky Martin
Liat:  Clay Aiken
Luther:  Julio Iglesias
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« Reply #54 on: November 13, 2004, 12:44:54 PM »

I think I shall visit the park later today.
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« Reply #55 on: November 13, 2004, 12:47:56 PM »

I like this one better.
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« Reply #56 on: November 13, 2004, 01:02:17 PM »

Nellie:DR Jennifer
Emile: DR Michael Shayne
Bloody Mary:  DR Danise
Cable:  DR Barnum
Liat:  DR Jane
Luther:  DR Tomovoz
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« Reply #57 on: November 13, 2004, 01:10:41 PM »

I would have no problem with the role François.
I need the work. I'm just about to to leave to get my tattoo or 3. Is that a "Fantasy Island" reference ?
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« Reply #58 on: November 13, 2004, 01:13:05 PM »

Hi François, missed you.  

I’m not sure if I was just complimented or insulted  ;D, either way I’m glad you are back :D
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« Reply #59 on: November 13, 2004, 01:21:24 PM »

[size=20]South Pacific[/size]
The "Your Favorite Sit-Com Stars" Version

Starring Don Adams as Emile
Bea Benaderet as Nellie
Sherman Hemsley as Luther
Marlo Thomas as Liat
Danny Thomas (in drag) as Bloody Mary
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Jerry Mathers as The Cable
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