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I don't know that there's any really "stupid" snacks I like, although I certainly love plenty of junk food. At the top of my list is:
Bugles
Cheetos (the baked puffy kind)
Milk Duds
Red Vines
Hot Tomales
Milk Duds also feel like they can rip your fillings out. I too much prefer Jujyfruits over Jujubes. Yes, Jujyfruits are softer, but probably no one our age should be eating such stuff regardless.