If the Golden State Warriors win tonight's basketball game, they will be repeat NBA Champions.
If that happens, there will likely be a parade in Oakland on Monday.
If that happens, I will not be coming to work on Monday, 'cause the parade goes right in front of my building, turns down the street at the intersection and comes to a halt not far enough down the street for the crowds to disperse from around my building. All the roads around my building will also be blocked off Monday morning meaning that I'd have to "talk my way through police stops and proving I work in the building on the corner which is also where I park."
I have given due notice to my boss.