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A NEW HOSE IS NOT A EUPHEMISM
« on: September 12, 2016, 12:03:43 AM »

Well, you've read the notes, the notes were not a euphemism, and now it is time for you to post until the hosed cows come home and that isn't a eupheMOOsm.
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« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2016, 12:05:11 AM »

And the word of the day is: CORDWAINER!
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« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2016, 12:15:05 AM »

First post after BK!
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« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2016, 12:19:33 AM »

T.O.D.


Ice cream
A cheese omelet

I used to like a Cup of Noodles, but the sodium level was almost fatal.
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« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2016, 12:34:00 AM »

Topic of the Day:

I don't really have a specific favorite snack.  If I'm going to get snacks at the store for when I want a snack at home, I usually get different things each time.
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« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2016, 12:34:16 AM »

That's my story and I'm sticking to it. ;)
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« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2016, 12:41:25 AM »

Leftovers are always a good snack.
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« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2016, 12:43:53 AM »

Especially lasagna or roast turkey.
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« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2016, 12:44:44 AM »

Or Chinese.
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« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2016, 12:45:49 AM »

Or cold pizza.
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« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2016, 12:56:44 AM »

Leftovers are always a good snack.

True.
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« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2016, 12:56:54 AM »

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« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2016, 01:06:10 AM »

Is it cashews that you get on your pizza at that one place?
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« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2016, 01:14:44 AM »

Is it cashews that you get on your pizza at that one place?

Yes!  At Dirty Dave's in Lacey.  Delish!
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« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2016, 01:18:56 AM »

Good night, George.
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« Reply #15 on: September 12, 2016, 01:33:05 AM »

Good night, George.

Good night, Tom.
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« Reply #16 on: September 12, 2016, 02:56:24 AM »

First in the morning, but it's not quite light out yet.
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« Reply #17 on: September 12, 2016, 02:57:25 AM »

Halfway through page one before 6 a.m. EST is a nice start, though.
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« Reply #18 on: September 12, 2016, 04:07:15 AM »

Hello.  I have been awake since 3:00.

That is all I have to report.
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« Reply #19 on: September 12, 2016, 04:47:35 AM »

Casting vibes for BK!
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« Reply #20 on: September 12, 2016, 05:09:16 AM »

Good morning, all!
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« Reply #21 on: September 12, 2016, 05:11:35 AM »

I have a busy Monday: barber, lunch with Rob Berman, tonight I am supposed to meet my college friend Matthew, who moves to San Francisco on Wednesday,
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« Reply #22 on: September 12, 2016, 05:12:13 AM »

This morning I have some Moonshine & Mistletoe work here before I head out.
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Re: A NEW HOSE IS NOT A EUPHEMISM
« Reply #23 on: September 12, 2016, 05:13:45 AM »

Good morning, all.
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« Reply #24 on: September 12, 2016, 05:15:40 AM »

One long and crazy dream, involving a group of friends/associates working with the po-leece to catch some bad people, the catching of whom was certain to be a little violent.

Utterly bizarre.
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« Reply #25 on: September 12, 2016, 05:18:18 AM »

A cooler day today, and I felt it upon arising and shining this morning because the windows were open and it had dropped to 50 or below overnight.  It's only going to 74 today, then back to 80 tomorrow.  This will be good for getting some things done outside.
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Re: A NEW HOSE IS NOT A EUPHEMISM
« Reply #26 on: September 12, 2016, 05:43:54 AM »

 It's Monday again.  Why are there so many Mondays?
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« Reply #27 on: September 12, 2016, 06:09:13 AM »

I won't be able to do  the October show....so MR BK will have to replace me.
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« Reply #28 on: September 12, 2016, 06:09:43 AM »

TOD:

Cookies
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Pizza Rolls
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« Reply #29 on: September 12, 2016, 06:34:26 AM »

Monday morning greetings!  Fr. Richard is working all day today, conducting the funeral of a former school district co-worker at a nearby Presbyterian church.  He excused me, so I have a day more or less to myself.  I have to bake brownies for tonight's AAUW potluck, do laundry, grocery shop, and maybe visit Mom.
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