Get the teeth right this time vibes for DR VIXMOM.
This reminds me of a story....I keep thinking it was in Portnoy's Complaint, but I don't know why it would be.
There was a baseball team called the Indianapolis Clowns soon after WW I. One of their outfielders only had one arm. So when he got the ball, he had to stuff it in his mouth, shake his glove off, and throw it in. He was so afraid he would drop the ball, that he really jammed it in his mouth. Sometimes he couldn't get it out. The other outfielders would have to run to him, throw him to the ground, and get the ball out of his mouth....
At the end of the season, the coach said: "It wasn't our lousy hitting that beat us this season, it wasn't our terrible pitching, it wasn't even our slow running. What beat us is all of those inside-the-mouth grand slam home runs."