The printer order is cancelled, and I have ordered another, which should arrive on Tuesday. I've also sent a "thank you for the cold comfort of apologies" email to my landlord, stating:
I will repeat: when it comes to housework, I am virtually a prisoner on the third floor. Is there an intern in your office who can stop by 2-4 times a week, do my laundry, bring up packages, and carry garbage to the basement for me?
You can offer apologies all you want but it's cold comfort to me.