My building management has no sense of humor. The agent's reply to yesterday's email inquiry:
Is there an A J Clarke intern who can stop by 2-4 times a week, do my laundry, bring up packages, and carry garbage to the basement for me?
was this just now:
We do not provide services to do tenant's laundry and carry their garbage.
I just sent her this message:
I guess my sarcasm eludes you. If I have to hire someone to carry, tote, and launder, may I deduct it from my rent?