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« Reply #120 on: September 12, 2017, 08:14:08 PM »

Wonderful as always, Fred.
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« Reply #121 on: September 12, 2017, 08:14:16 PM »

Five!
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« Reply #122 on: September 12, 2017, 08:44:39 PM »

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« Reply #123 on: September 12, 2017, 08:45:13 PM »

Thanks, John G!
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« Reply #124 on: September 12, 2017, 08:49:16 PM »

I would eat it in a box. I probably wouldn't eat it with lox
I would eat it at my desk. I would eat it with Tex-Mex. (False rhyme, I know. I ain't Fred.)
I would eat it with a spoon. I eat it with a spork.
I would eat it under the moon. I would eat it with some pork.
Yes, Jane. I would eat a pint. All by my happy little self.

And I have done so.

Well-done and well-said!    Like fine Vanilla Seuss Almond.

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Re: A KRITZERLAND FIRST
« Reply #125 on: September 12, 2017, 08:49:25 PM »

Of course, to hide that you ate a pint, the secret is that you buy two pints and each half of each. 

And these days, they only put 14 ounces in a "pint" container, so it's like calorie-reduced diet food.  :)
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« Reply #126 on: September 12, 2017, 09:06:34 PM »

And the ice cream freezer in the cafeteria is empty! How dare they not refill that?

I'd file a Paypal dispute if I were you.

You have an ice cream freezer at work!  Do they normally stock it with good ice cream?

They stock it with everything from ice cream sandwiches and drumsticks to pints of Haagen-Dazs and Edy's chocolate, vanilla and strawberry. It's part of the cafeteria/food services program at the office. They're pretty good. I generally get a decent salad from the salad bar, though I don't care for the hot food that they cook.

Would you eat a whole pint of ice cream ;)

I would eat it in a box. I probably wouldn't eat it with lox
I would eat it at my desk. I would eat it with Tex-Mex. (False rhyme, I know. I ain't Fred.)
I would eat it with a spoon. I eat it with a spork.
I would eat it under the moon. I would eat it with some pork.
Yes, Jane. I would eat a pint. All by my happy little self.

And I have done so.

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« Reply #127 on: September 12, 2017, 09:20:42 PM »

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« Reply #128 on: September 12, 2017, 09:23:38 PM »


And these days, they only put 14 ounces in a "pint" container, so it's like calorie-reduced diet food.  :)

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« Reply #129 on: September 12, 2017, 09:47:18 PM »

I'm up, I'm up - oh, wait. 
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« Reply #130 on: September 12, 2017, 09:47:26 PM »

Finished the liner notes.
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« Reply #131 on: September 12, 2017, 10:32:17 PM »

What's your favorite excrementitious euphemism?

John G - I think we may be on the same wavelength.  I just put this parody up (because of the review of the play "F***ing A"

Tune of Anything Goes
 
In Grandma’s days, the use of cussing
Would get the wrong kind of fussing
And plays would close –  Now everyone goes
 
In years gone by, they’d even skewer
That word for dung or manure
By theater pros – Now everyone goes
 
Back then when you’d write a play
That was quite a play,
What you’d name the play
Made folks claim the play
Was just not a play
That was that hot a play
And business got the slows   
 
But nowadays, press gets mistreated
When expletives get deleted
From names of shows – And everyone goes!


It's in the reader comments under this NY Times article
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/11/theater/suzan-lori-parks-scarlet-letter-signature-theater.html?mcubz=0





F***ing great, FJL!
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« Reply #132 on: September 12, 2017, 10:32:50 PM »

Whoops!  Good evening.
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« Reply #133 on: September 12, 2017, 10:33:24 PM »

Surgery vibes to Sandy.
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« Reply #134 on: September 12, 2017, 10:33:56 PM »

Wellness vibes to Elmore and Randy.
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« Reply #135 on: September 12, 2017, 10:36:34 PM »

I am here.
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« Reply #136 on: September 12, 2017, 10:36:42 PM »

Here I am.
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« Reply #137 on: September 12, 2017, 10:36:49 PM »

Safe travel home vibes for Michael.
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« Reply #138 on: September 12, 2017, 10:36:49 PM »

Am I here?
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« Reply #139 on: September 12, 2017, 10:36:54 PM »

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« Reply #140 on: September 12, 2017, 10:37:10 PM »

Page five?  Really?
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« Reply #141 on: September 12, 2017, 10:37:29 PM »

Just listening to some Gian Carlo Menotti - piano concerto at the moment.
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« Reply #142 on: September 12, 2017, 10:37:59 PM »

Page 5?  Really?
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« Reply #143 on: September 12, 2017, 10:38:42 PM »

Newest brouhaha with the theater folks - disabled characters should only be played by disabled actors.  What's next?  If a character has three fingers will that character need to be played by an actor with three fingers?
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« Reply #144 on: September 12, 2017, 10:39:56 PM »

A pint of ice cream?  Piece of cake.
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« Reply #145 on: September 12, 2017, 10:41:41 PM »

Newest brouhaha with the theater folks - disabled characters should only be played by disabled actors.  What's next?  If a character has three fingers will that character need to be played by an actor with three fingers?


I want to know where they are casting disabled actors.  I'll be happy to audition!
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« Reply #146 on: September 12, 2017, 10:43:14 PM »

Continued health vibes to DR Jrand.
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« Reply #147 on: September 12, 2017, 10:43:55 PM »

Kick me vibes for DR John.
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« Reply #148 on: September 12, 2017, 10:45:08 PM »

If you live off of the river near the fire this is what you do for entertainment these days.




That is an amazing photo!
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« Reply #149 on: September 12, 2017, 10:45:30 PM »

One more post.
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