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« Reply #90 on: September 12, 2017, 05:04:34 PM »

PAGE FOUR DANCE!!
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« Reply #91 on: September 12, 2017, 05:13:16 PM »

Had a lovelier than lovely telephonic conversation with our very own Nick Redman - I'll go visit him next Thursday.
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« Reply #92 on: September 12, 2017, 05:13:27 PM »

Page four?  Really?
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« Reply #93 on: September 12, 2017, 06:15:05 PM »

And the ice cream freezer in the cafeteria is empty! How dare they not refill that?

I'd file a Paypal dispute if I were you.

I just may have to do that.
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« Reply #94 on: September 12, 2017, 06:16:37 PM »

Had a lovelier than lovely telephonic conversation with our very own Nick Redman - I'll go visit him next Thursday.

Hope he's doing better. I just started watching Peckinpah's Pat Garrett & Billy the Kid, which features Nick on the commentary. Haven't seen this movie before but, in true Peckinpah fashion, half of the Old West has been shot in the first 15 minutes.
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« Reply #95 on: September 12, 2017, 06:17:05 PM »

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« Reply #96 on: September 12, 2017, 06:21:15 PM »

And the ice cream freezer in the cafeteria is empty! How dare they not refill that?

I'd file a Paypal dispute if I were you.

You have an ice cream freezer at work!  Do they normally stock it with good ice cream?

They stock it with everything from ice cream sandwiches and drumsticks to pints of Haagen-Dazs and Edy's chocolate, vanilla and strawberry. It's part of the cafeteria/food services program at the office. They're pretty good. I generally get a decent salad from the salad bar, though I don't care for the hot food that they cook.
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« Reply #97 on: September 12, 2017, 06:21:34 PM »

Page four?  Really?

Really. Page four.
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« Reply #98 on: September 12, 2017, 06:22:39 PM »

If you live off of the river near the fire this is what you do for entertainment these days.



That's beautiful and scary at the same time.
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« Reply #99 on: September 12, 2017, 06:23:57 PM »

My day actually got worse before it got better. I didn't get out of work until 7 p.m. and I spilled coffee in my new car on the way home.

The good thing is that a freelance check was in the mail.
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« Reply #100 on: September 12, 2017, 06:24:08 PM »

Gratuitous post No. 100.
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« Reply #101 on: September 12, 2017, 06:25:13 PM »

My day actually got worse before it got better. I didn't get out of work until 7 p.m. and I spilled coffee in my new car on the way home.

The good thing is that a freelance check was in the mail.

From the ridiculous to the sublime.

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« Reply #102 on: September 12, 2017, 06:51:33 PM »

I want a check.
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« Reply #103 on: September 12, 2017, 06:56:29 PM »

And the ice cream freezer in the cafeteria is empty! How dare they not refill that?

I'd file a Paypal dispute if I were you.

You have an ice cream freezer at work!  Do they normally stock it with good ice cream?

They stock it with everything from ice cream sandwiches and drumsticks to pints of Haagen-Dazs and Edy's chocolate, vanilla and strawberry. It's part of the cafeteria/food services program at the office. They're pretty good. I generally get a decent salad from the salad bar, though I don't care for the hot food that they cook.

Would you eat a whole pint of ice cream ;)
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« Reply #104 on: September 12, 2017, 06:58:25 PM »

Getting out coffee stain vibes for DR John.

Congrats on the check.
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« Reply #105 on: September 12, 2017, 06:58:46 PM »

If you live off of the river near the fire this is what you do for entertainment these days.



That's beautiful and scary at the same time.

I know.
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« Reply #106 on: September 12, 2017, 07:02:54 PM »

And the ice cream freezer in the cafeteria is empty! How dare they not refill that?

I'd file a Paypal dispute if I were you.

You have an ice cream freezer at work!  Do they normally stock it with good ice cream?

They stock it with everything from ice cream sandwiches and drumsticks to pints of Haagen-Dazs and Edy's chocolate, vanilla and strawberry. It's part of the cafeteria/food services program at the office. They're pretty good. I generally get a decent salad from the salad bar, though I don't care for the hot food that they cook.

Would you eat a whole pint of ice cream ;)

I would eat it in a box. I probably wouldn't eat it with lox
I would eat it at my desk. I would eat it with Tex-Mex. (False rhyme, I know. I ain't Fred.)
I would eat it with a spoon. I eat it with a spork.
I would eat it under the moon. I would eat it with some pork.
Yes, Jane. I would eat a pint. All by my happy little self.

And I have done so.
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« Reply #107 on: September 12, 2017, 07:04:08 PM »

I have been listening to a recording of Walt Whitman's Leaves of Grass. I learned a new word today and it seemed to describe most of the day: excrementitious.

It's just as shitty as it sounds.
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Re: A KRITZERLAND FIRST
« Reply #108 on: September 12, 2017, 07:04:19 PM »

Pardon my French.
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« Reply #109 on: September 12, 2017, 07:31:09 PM »

I want a check.

I wish I could share. This one almost covers the monthly car payment.
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« Reply #110 on: September 12, 2017, 07:31:33 PM »

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« Reply #111 on: September 12, 2017, 07:32:05 PM »

What's your favorite excrementitious euphemism?
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« Reply #112 on: September 12, 2017, 07:41:42 PM »

DR elmore I hope you and Randy are soon feeling better.

Same!
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« Reply #113 on: September 12, 2017, 07:42:55 PM »

Amazing sunny hot weather this week (and for the rest of the week)!
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« Reply #114 on: September 12, 2017, 07:49:00 PM »

Wasn't there a song "Who put the Hog in Haagen-Dazs?"

I think I heard it on a sitcom.
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« Reply #115 on: September 12, 2017, 07:50:37 PM »

Wasn't there a song "Who put the Hog in Haagen-Dazs?"

I think I heard it on a sitcom.

That's sounds funny. ;D
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« Reply #116 on: September 12, 2017, 07:51:25 PM »

And on that note (F#), I'm going home.  I got to work a little late ::) and am leaving late enough that I got all my time in for today.

Be back later.
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« Reply #117 on: September 12, 2017, 08:02:00 PM »

What's your favorite excrementitious euphemism?

John G - I think we may be on the same wavelength.  I just put this parody up (because of the review of the play "F***ing A"

Tune of Anything Goes
 
In Grandma’s days, the use of cussing
Would get the wrong kind of fussing
And plays would close –  Now everyone goes
 
In years gone by, they’d even skewer
That word for dung or manure
By theater pros – Now everyone goes
 
Back then when you’d write a play
That was quite a play,
What you’d name the play
Made folks claim the play
Was just not a play
That was that hot a play
And business got the slows   
 
But nowadays, press gets mistreated
When expletives get deleted
From names of shows – And everyone goes!


It's in the reader comments under this NY Times article
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/09/11/theater/suzan-lori-parks-scarlet-letter-signature-theater.html?mcubz=0




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« Reply #118 on: September 12, 2017, 08:12:56 PM »

Wonderful, FJL.
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« Reply #119 on: September 12, 2017, 08:13:35 PM »

RIP Sir Peter Hall, 86
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