Topic: MILITARY HUMOR (Read 18371 times)

MBarnum · « **Reply #30 on:** March 15, 2005, 07:35:11 AM »

Quote from: Kerry on March 15, 2005, 07:12:48 AM

As I was preparing my toast this morning (the bread kind- not the kind with the champagne), the doorbell rang and startled me, so the jelly knife shot out of my hand. "FLYING SMUCKERS!' I yelled. I thought this sounded like something W.C. Fields would have said or possibly the name of a singing group of Trapeze artists.

LOL! I love that...a perfect swear phrase, and very W.C. Fields!

MBarnum · « **Reply #31 on:** March 15, 2005, 07:37:15 AM »

DR Kerry, did you take the Bollywood plunge yet?

MBarnum · « **Reply #32 on:** March 15, 2005, 07:41:07 AM »

Oh, my golly...I just read that Paris Hilton will star in the remake of HOUSE OF WAX.

Matt H. · « **Reply #33 on:** March 15, 2005, 07:47:43 AM »

Quote from: MBarnum on March 15, 2005, 07:41:07 AM

Oh, my golly...I just read that Paris Hilton will star in the remake of HOUSE OF WAX.

Remind me to miss it.

vixmom · « **Reply #34 on:** March 15, 2005, 07:56:09 AM »

Quote from: MBarnum on March 15, 2005, 07:41:07 AM

Oh, my golly...I just read that Paris Hilton will star in the remake of HOUSE OF WAX.

She already acts like her brain is made of wax...

vixmom · « **Reply #35 on:** March 15, 2005, 07:57:11 AM »

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excellent! I shall immediately steal this and use it often

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #36 on:** March 15, 2005, 08:24:09 AM »

Quote from: Matt H. on March 15, 2005, 07:47:43 AM

Remind me to miss it.

But...but...what if Paris gets to play that woman who gets preserved in wax?

I think that would be worth a major giggle!

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #37 on:** March 15, 2005, 08:31:44 AM »

Good Morning!

As for the Topic of the Day... At first I was going along the lines of Marie Curie, Queen Isabella, Eleanor Roosevelt, etc... But then it hit me!

Nancy Kwan!

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #38 on:** March 15, 2005, 08:31:52 AM »

Military Intelligence -- a contradiction in terms.

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #39 on:** March 15, 2005, 08:33:56 AM »

Quote from: MBarnum on March 15, 2005, 07:41:07 AM

Oh, my golly...I just read that Paris Hilton will star in the remake of HOUSE OF WAX.

Yep. They filmed it in Australia and it's already in the can. I'm not sure if "starring" is the correct word to use, but since she's basically the one "brand name" among the "up and coming" cast... When she was on Letterman a couple of weeks ago, she already had a clip from the movie. I think. Whatever...

vixmom · « **Reply #40 on:** March 15, 2005, 08:38:25 AM »

Quote from: JoseSPiano on March 15, 2005, 08:33:56 AM

Yep. They filmed it in Australia and it's already in the can. I'm not sure if "starring" is the correct word to use, but since she's basically the one "brand name" among the "up and coming" cast... When she was on Letterman a couple of weeks ago, she already had a clip from the movie. I think. Whatever...

Flying Smuckers! Is this because I'm a lesbian?!

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #41 on:** March 15, 2005, 08:44:52 AM »

Quote from: Jennifer on March 15, 2005, 06:53:04 AM

More on the Mario AMERICAN IDOL fiasco:

He was on Regis & Kelly and said that it "just didn't feel right" (being on Idol). He said it's like when you are in love and you inexplicably fall out of love. He said being on Idol just didn't feel right for him. And he had to go with his intuition.

Could this really be the real reason? I must say that would seem really dumb to me.

If this is his real reason, then I can totally understand it. All the hype. All the promos. The whole "machine" that is "American Idol".

At this point in the competition, the outcome - his outcome - is totally out of his control. The producers start picking theme shows. All those cheesy group numbers and videos start. The "judges" just keep doing what they've been doing - and not doing. And it's the public that chooses "your next American Idol".

Yes, in a sense, the public always chooses the next "Idol", but with the way the whole show has progressed over the past three seasons, it's not such a "simple" competition any more.

Making the show may have been the "thrill" he was looking for, the goal he wanted to achieve. Being voted the next "American Idol" may not mean that much to him now.

Jennifer · « **Reply #42 on:** March 15, 2005, 08:45:01 AM »

BK St. Patrick's Day is this Thursday! So you can wear your green outfit on the plane.

Jrand74 · « **Reply #43 on:** March 15, 2005, 08:48:20 AM »

DR JOSE we are not permitted to take cameras into MAMMA MIA! so hopefully you will have your camera phone to record the event on April 10!

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #44 on:** March 15, 2005, 08:49:35 AM »

OK... Time for me to get some stuff organized around here, and then get ready to head downtown to run some errands before tonight's tech.

Laters...

JoseSPiano · « **Reply #45 on:** March 15, 2005, 08:50:18 AM »

Quote from: JRand54 on March 15, 2005, 08:48:20 AM

DR JOSE we are not permitted to take cameras into MAMMA MIA! so hopefully you will have your camera phone to record the event on April 10!

Duly noted.

bk · « **Reply #46 on:** March 15, 2005, 08:56:49 AM »

I'm up, I'm up.

Yes, I must remember to wear green or I shall be singing, "I should have worn green, I wore green the last time..."

George · « **Reply #47 on:** March 15, 2005, 09:03:04 AM »

Quote from: vixmom on March 15, 2005, 08:38:25 AM

Flying Smuckers! Is this because I'm a lesbian?!

UNDERPANTS!!

Ann · « **Reply #48 on:** March 15, 2005, 09:04:19 AM »

Well that had to be one of the most pointless nights of "sleep" ever. Didn't even come close to drifting off until after 4:30, woke back up at 5:30ish, fell back asleep at 6, woke BACK up at 7:20, fell back asleep from 7:30 to 8, finally woke up at 8:20 and gave up and got in the shower. Dreams were various and strange and kept winding in and out of each other. I think I really am catching a cold...my nose is stuffy and my throat is itchy.
But now I must drink copious amounts of cafffine and go be brilliant and wonderful at my interview, causing them to proclaim "she's the one!" and hire me on the spot. At least, that's how it goes in my fantasy

vixmom · « **Reply #49 on:** March 15, 2005, 09:06:22 AM »

Quote from: bk on March 14, 2005, 11:58:05 PM

And vixmom, be sure to put unseemly pressure on WFO - after all, he's already missed one signing

Well he's a teacher and he shouldn't be licking people

George · « **Reply #50 on:** March 15, 2005, 09:06:32 AM »

If I could be any woman, it would have to be Janis Siegel of The Manhattan Transfer. I have been a fan of theirs and hers since I was in high school.

I just love her voice!

Jrand74 · « **Reply #51 on:** March 15, 2005, 09:06:34 AM »

Good interview vibes to DR ANN.

George · « **Reply #52 on:** March 15, 2005, 09:07:35 AM »

~~~Best Interview Vibes, DR Ann!!~~~

vixmom · « **Reply #53 on:** March 15, 2005, 09:09:58 AM »

Quote from: Ann on March 15, 2005, 09:04:19 AM

Well that had to be one of the most pointless nights of "sleep" ever. Didn't even come close to drifting off until after 4:30, woke back up at 5:30ish, fell back asleep at 6, woke BACK up at 7:20, fell back asleep from 7:30 to 8, finally woke up at 8:20 and gave up and got in the shower. Dreams were various and strange and kept winding in and out of each other. I think I really am catching a cold...my nose is stuffy and my throat is itchy.
But now I must drink copious amounts of cafffine and go be brilliant and wonderful at my interview, causing them to proclaim "she's the one!" and hire me on the spot. At least, that's how it goes in my fantasy

I suggest Alka Seltzer cold medicine Orange flavoured, doesn't make you drowsy, does make all the cold symptons
go away

[move=left,scroll,6,transparent,100%]~~~ EXCELLENT INTERVIEW VIBES!!~~~~~~[/move]

MBarnum · « **Reply #54 on:** March 15, 2005, 09:14:27 AM »

Sending good interview vibes to DR Ann!
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Charles Pogue · « **Reply #55 on:** March 15, 2005, 09:32:53 AM »

I don't care why Mario...whoever he is...left American Idol. How can a nation obssess about something so utterly trivial?

There is no woman I would want to be. I enjoy being a man.

PUNDIT. Unfortunately, our culture with its call-in shows and blogs and websites, now makes everyone feel like they are a PUNDIT. They usually are not. My favourite show of PUNDITs is The McLaughlin Report.

TUMI. My business manager about ten years ago gave me a Tumi wallet which is ideal for travelling. Nice flat size that can also fit in a buttoned shirt pocket, if necessary. Right number of compartments. I think I've gone through two of these now and am currently on my third. Every time one wears out, I buy another. It's a bit more pricey than the average wallet, but it is just perfect in every way...home or abroad.

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #56 on:** March 15, 2005, 09:34:06 AM »

"The Medium" -- What a wonderful episode...I thought. This show continues to be thoughtful, intelligent and surprising. I love it!

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #57 on:** March 15, 2005, 09:36:34 AM »

If I said Brad Pitt's weight loss for that "epic" was in "Troy ounces", would you say I pundit?

Ron Pulliam · « **Reply #58 on:** March 15, 2005, 09:40:12 AM »

Quote from: Charles Pogue on March 15, 2005, 09:32:53 AM

I don't care why Mario...whoever he is...left American Idol. How can a nation obssess about something so utterly trivial?

Gas -- $3/gallon in near future
Debt -- trillions upon trillions and growing
Military -- Largest budget in history of world and military dying and dying and dying in daily attacks

What's wrong with a little trivial obsession when we're faced with insurmountable (out-of-our-hands) issues?

vixmom · « **Reply #59 on:** March 15, 2005, 09:44:12 AM »

your Nancy Kwan photo of the day

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