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« Reply #150 on: March 15, 2005, 08:05:47 PM »

So do I, DR Jose.  I still think Sarah Jessica Parker should be cast in a revival of Funny Girl.


Hmmm... Interesting prospect.  I think she'd have no problem acting the part, but I'm still not too keen on her singing.  And I don't think she's really sang-sang since her Once Upon A Mattress revival.  And she didn't even really sing-sing back then.  However...

I do believe she does have a bigger vocal talent that what she displayed in Mattress.  I had a feeling that they arranged her music - as well as the rest of the score - to make the show more cute and hip.  I sensed that she could have given more, but the show was so conceptualized that she was limited by the concept.

...Just as long as Matthew Broderick does not play Nicky Arnstein!
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« Reply #151 on: March 15, 2005, 08:06:34 PM »

PAGE SIX!!!

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« Reply #152 on: March 15, 2005, 08:07:25 PM »

During my errands today, I had a pocket of time to make my first visit to Second Time Around, a used CD & video shop near the University of Dayton.  Many of my coworkers are regulars there and I had been wanting to go for a while.  Here are the CD's I picked up today:

Ella Fitzgerald - The Best of the Song Books
Rob Fisher and the Coffee Club Orchestra - Shaking the Blues Away (Good Tunes for Hard Times)
Figure Skating's Greatest Hits - a nice semi-classical compilation
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« Reply #153 on: March 15, 2005, 08:08:21 PM »

DR Rodzinksi - Which "part" of Disney Theatrical does your gal work in/for?  I've done some work for both Disney Entertainment (World and Land and Ships), as well as the Theatrical over the past couple of years.  Just wondering if it's possible that our paths have crossed.
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« Reply #154 on: March 15, 2005, 08:08:41 PM »

...Just as long as Matthew Broderick does not play Nicky Arnstein!

Amen!  ::)

But who should?
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« Reply #155 on: March 15, 2005, 08:09:51 PM »

Storytime.  Coco and Cici.

It was another afternoon call from Diane, regarding dogs that needed rescuing from the Sussex County SPCA.  This time, she needed help transporting a family of dogs north, to Smyrna just up from Dover.  Three German Shorthair Pointers, a mama and her two pups, had to be transported to a highway rest stop, where they would be picked up by others who love dogs and taken further away to where they could be adopted.

Typical, we thought, to get such short notice.

But when we got to the SPCA pound, Diane and some others with the rescue group were already there, in panic mode.  Someone had arrived before us, claiming to be rescuing the trio, but then rejecting the pups as "not pure-breds" and only taking the mother.  Whoever it was had been confused with der B, which didn't make any sense to Diane or her cohorts.

We were able to clear the air as far as der B not having taken the mother.  Diane determined to find out what had really happened.  Meanwhile, der B and I were committed to a transport job.

The two pups, both girls and four months old, were so very glad to be out of a small kennel cage and with real people!  I'd decided to ride in the back seat with the pups, the easier to keep them under control, or so I thought.  One of the girls, chocolate brown with white paws, was calmer than her sister.  I decided to call her Coco, at least for the length of our trip.  The other pup, creamy white with small dark brown spots, I decided to call Cici, as in Chocolate Chip, as in Chocolate Chip Ice Cream.  She couldn't keep still, she was so excited.  She squirmed in my arms, she nipped at my ears, she tried to eat my seatbelt, she tried to get in der Brucer's arms while he drove us northward, she bounded and bounced around.  She exhausted me!  She was marvelous.

It was dusk when we got to the rest stop.  We got leashes on the two pups and took them for a walk, which turned into a bounce, and then into a much needed run.  They were so happy.

The couple from this very different SPCA that was picking up the pups finally arrived.  They had a van with very clean and roomy cages for transporting the pups, and gave every indication of being true dog lovers.  We gave them Coco and Cici, along with their paperwork, and they told us horror stories about how some of the kennels operate.  And then they drove their way, and we drove back homewards.

Hopefully we'll find out what happened to Mama.  But I'm not planning on it.
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« Reply #156 on: March 15, 2005, 08:10:39 PM »

Hmmm.. The "conversation" is still going on behind me.  The voices have gotten raised a few times, but still a very civil discourse.

But the two gentlemen/customers have just left, so the place is a bit calmer and quiet now.
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« Reply #157 on: March 15, 2005, 08:14:02 PM »

Pics.

Coco refuses to face the camera.


Coco faces the camera, but with Cici in front of her!
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« Reply #158 on: March 15, 2005, 08:16:21 PM »

Coco gets wrapped up, Cici gets in a playful nip!
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« Reply #159 on: March 15, 2005, 08:17:13 PM »

How did Guy Haines get into this story???
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« Reply #160 on: March 15, 2005, 08:20:34 PM »

Jose-
It is possible. She works in HR for the Broadway Theatrical division. For the last 3-4 years. That covers the touring shows and the Broadway shows, but not the cruise or parks stuff. She'll be out at the show on Saturday.  
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« Reply #161 on: March 15, 2005, 08:35:05 PM »

Back from the Apple Store with my new wireless mouse and extra power cord for the road.  I do believe I'm all set.
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« Reply #162 on: March 15, 2005, 08:39:21 PM »

Hmmm.. The "conversation" is still going on behind me.  The voices have gotten raised a few times, but still a very civil discourse.

But the two gentlemen/customers have just left, so the place is a bit calmer and quiet now.
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« Reply #163 on: March 15, 2005, 08:39:52 PM »

DR JRand and other DRs familiar with downtown Indianapolis - I just got my housing choices for Indy.  There are two hotels to pick from: The Omni Severin, and the Residence Inn (Marriott).

Any thoughts or opinions?

The deal-breaker - or not - for me is that the Residence Inn rooms have kitchens.  But as I've learned from past road stints, I don't really cook all that much while I'm on the road.  But it's on the Canal, and I can earn more Marriott points.

The Omni looks great on paper, or at least on it's website, and I've always loved Omni Hotels, so...

-There's only a $3.00 difference in the rates, so...
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« Reply #164 on: March 15, 2005, 08:41:15 PM »

Back from the Apple Store with my new wireless mouse and extra power cord for the road.  I do believe I'm all set.

Of course, this now means that under the next piece of paper you lift up will be your "old" wireless mouse.  ;)

Save your receipt?  But spares are always good to have too.
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« Reply #165 on: March 15, 2005, 08:41:57 PM »

Jose-
It is possible. She works in HR for the Broadway Theatrical division. For the last 3-4 years. That covers the touring shows and the Broadway shows, but not the cruise or parks stuff. She'll be out at the show on Saturday.  

Well, maybe we'll have a mini-reunion Saturday night then!

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« Reply #166 on: March 15, 2005, 08:44:19 PM »

OK - Time for me to head back to the apartment.  Been a sort of longish day, and we have a tech at 1:00 tomorrow afternoon, followed by our First Preview/Public Performance!

-I'll check back in once I'm back at the apartment before heading to bed...  In the meantime...

DRs SWW and DERBRUCER - If between now and the time I log back on you two get more puppies...

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« Reply #167 on: March 15, 2005, 08:49:41 PM »

I am such a puppy slut!

 8) :o 8) :o 8) :o 8) :o 8)
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« Reply #168 on: March 15, 2005, 08:57:04 PM »

From another site...

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Q: How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

1 to move it to the Lighting section

2 to argue, then move it to the Electricals section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, just to add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again
Not here, thank goodness!
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« Reply #169 on: March 15, 2005, 09:14:39 PM »

Tonight's AI:

Constantine, Anthony, Nadia and Vonzell REALLY impressed me.

Bo did not.   He was imitating David Clayton Thomas of Blood Sweat & Tears....imitated him like a second-rate Carnival cruise liner singing waiter.  Anyone familiar with BS&T's "Spinning Wheels' will appreciate the sham of Bo's aping his better.  Bo's go the pipes, but he wasn't original.

The 3 Stooges are worthless.  That's Randy, Paula and Simon the Simple.
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« Reply #170 on: March 15, 2005, 09:15:22 PM »

Best singers on IDOL tonight: CONSTANTINE (what a surprise!), Nadia, and Bo with Vonzell a close fourth.

Worst performers tonight: Anthony (what a surprise!), Mikalah, Lindsey, Nikko.

I'm guessing Lindsey will be eliminated tomorrow night. THough her voice is superior to Mikalah's, she has zero personality or stage presence.
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« Reply #171 on: March 15, 2005, 09:17:13 PM »

And it's our differences that make us interesting!

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« Reply #172 on: March 15, 2005, 09:18:42 PM »

Ron, I thought Anthony began brilliantly with pitch perfect tone and supreme confidence, but when he moved off the stool, his voice missed a note quite badly and then he began to weirdly drift off pitch. I thought most of the last few phrases were about a quarter under pitch.
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« Reply #173 on: March 15, 2005, 09:20:45 PM »

I'm on later than usual because I had to watch the season premiere of THE SHIELD, one of my favorite dramas. Glenn Close has joined the cast this season, and the first episode was up to the show's usual high standards.
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« Reply #174 on: March 15, 2005, 09:22:48 PM »

HOUSE was also excellent tonight. For those who are fans of Chi McBride, he has joined the show for five or six episodes as a billionaire who's bought himself into being the chairman of the board of the hospital/clinic where House works. Obviously, they are not going to get along.
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« Reply #175 on: March 15, 2005, 09:35:24 PM »

I came home today after work and promptly had to go to my sister's to help her put together a set of shelves.  But before I left my house, I opened my mail.  I received a package from Australia and it's my eBay purchase of The Man From Snowy River:  Arena Spectacular!  I hope that I'll get to watch it soon...to judge for myself if it's really "cringe festival," as Tomovoz put it. ::)

Also included in the package was the original Australian cast recording of Prodigal Son.  I have the off-Broadway cast recording just called Prodigal with Alison Fraser, Joshua Park and our very own Kerry Butler.  I've actually had the Australian cast recording on order from Footlight.com since last August!  It still hasn't arrived.  Well, it doesn't have to anymore. ;D I will send an e-mail cancelling the order.
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« Reply #176 on: March 15, 2005, 09:37:34 PM »

American Idol Tonight

I thought the best singers tonight were Bo and Nadia.  I liked Constantine, but his diction was horrible.........

"Jews made me so very hoppy..."
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« Reply #177 on: March 15, 2005, 09:48:28 PM »

I've actually had the Australian cast recording on order from Footlight.com since last August!

I just checked my original e-mail response and I had placed the order July 2, 2004!  If I hadn't been able to get it through eBay (and a bit cheaper than footlight.com), I would still leave it on order with them.  I can be very patient.
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« Reply #178 on: March 15, 2005, 10:01:51 PM »

Well, I hate to do it (and admit it), but I'm pulling a Wussburger.  I'm cold (fortunately, I don't have a cold ::) ) and very tired.  Good night, all!
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« Reply #179 on: March 15, 2005, 10:18:06 PM »

...Oohh... That's right... "American Idol" was on tonight. Anyone tape it?

-Not that I'll ever set aside time to watch it...  Ah, well..

Guess I'll check the play-by-play, song-by-song on the website.
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