Dear BK and fellow Dear Readers,
What is the punchline to your favorite joke? I don't want the joke- just the punchline.
I don't have a favorite joke, but my favorite punchline is "That's OK. My mother has a mustache." I use it for every joke I tell.
For example: A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any berries?" The bartender says, "No" so the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks into the same bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any berries?" Again, the bartender says, "No," so the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks into the same bar and the bartender says, "If you ask me one more time if I have any berries, I'm going to nail your beak shut." The duck asks, "Do you have any nails?" The bartender says, "No," so the duck says, "That's OK. My mother has a mustache."
Isn't it so much better that way?