RLP, I don't know who your connections at eBay are, but I can tell you I have never been able to "get restitution" for a bad eBay buy even when I have not gotten the item, even when I have copious emails from the seller. That goes double for PayPal purchases. They do absolutely nothing (in my experience), even when you file a fraud claim. And using the eBay "Safe Harbor" system is a joke, as many others here will attest (including BK who has posted about this vociferously through the years). I think all of us who use eBay would appreciate you educating us as to how "restitution" can be gotten, because I sure as heck haven't figured it out.
Sorry you seem to have taken so seriously (waaaay seriously) what were meant to be passingly amusing comments. I think those that know me personally from this board will attest to the fact that I am a kind and caring individual. I have looked over my comments and see nothing indicative of saying anybody is "too stupid to live," and the other comments you ascribe to me. However comments like "black on white version of Wizard of Oz" are simply too cherche to pass up, IMHO. 
I have had zero troubles with PayPal. And you're right...it isn't eBay, but PayPal that has a program that guarantees the sale. I've turned to PayPal on two occasions and each time received fast, helpful service. I followed their recommendations and got assurances that if the seller did not wish to reimburse me they would replace my funds. Each time, the seller reimbursed.
There was no magic to it. I simply followed their procedure.
I used hyperbole in my last post, admittedly. I never attributed those comments to you directly...they described the impressions I got from your assortment of samples.
My impressions of you have always been as you described yourself above...that you are a kind and caring person. It's why I was so surprised at the sharing of comments that I construed as poking furn at "dumb comments" from "dumb buyers."
I don't know what you believe you are indicating when you use

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I was backhanded a few times as a youngster for rolling my eyes.
Probably a few others have that association with rolling eyes, too.
I've never sold on eBay, so perhaps you'll forgive my thin skin on the subject of "buyers." I'm sure I've overreacted. Hope it didn't offend anyone "too" much.