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Re: THE GAZELLE, THE GNU, AND THE AARDVARK – THE SHOCKING, SORDID TALE
« Reply #60 on: August 25, 2020, 06:04:31 PM »

One more ...
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« Reply #61 on: August 25, 2020, 06:04:40 PM »

Three!
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Re: THE GAZELLE, THE GNU, AND THE AARDVARK – THE SHOCKING, SORDID TALE
« Reply #62 on: August 25, 2020, 06:05:48 PM »

He was born in August, 1941, so I said "That was four months before Pearl Harbor, do you remember anything about it?"

And said:  "I remember everything about it, what do you want to know?"  That's just the kind of funny guy he is.....
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« Reply #63 on: August 25, 2020, 06:06:55 PM »

He drove his Smart Car over.....  The first time I saw him with it, I asked him what it was.

He said: "A smart car."

I said: "How did you get it?"

And he said.......but if looks could kill.
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Re: THE GAZELLE, THE GNU, AND THE AARDVARK – THE SHOCKING, SORDID TALE
« Reply #64 on: August 25, 2020, 06:07:52 PM »

Page Three.

The Vegas Golden Knights begin their Round Two games tonight starting a series with the Vancouver Canucks.
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Re: THE GAZELLE, THE GNU, AND THE AARDVARK – THE SHOCKING, SORDID TALE
« Reply #65 on: August 25, 2020, 06:09:04 PM »

My uncle reminded me that my seventieth birthday was imminent.

A bit later I said:  "I can't imagine being seventy......NINE!" LOL
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« Reply #66 on: August 25, 2020, 06:40:25 PM »

DR VIXMOM the assumption was if you mention one - you mention them all......but you are correct only one was the subject of the posts.  I stand corrected.....well actually, I sit corrected.



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Re: THE GAZELLE, THE GNU, AND THE AARDVARK – THE SHOCKING, SORDID TALE
« Reply #67 on: August 25, 2020, 06:43:23 PM »

So, they’re suggesting 26 feet of separation now.

Wha-a-a-at?  Who’s suggesting that?

It was on NBC news tonight. The virus has been shown to survive st a 26-foot distance.

We weren't even 6 feet away last night and pass people while walking much closer.  We often put our masks on, depending on the situation.  The amount of time exposed is also supposed to make a difference. 
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Re: THE GAZELLE, THE GNU, AND THE AARDVARK – THE SHOCKING, SORDID TALE
« Reply #68 on: August 25, 2020, 06:43:47 PM »

J.B. would like everyone to vote for him.

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Re: THE GAZELLE, THE GNU, AND THE AARDVARK – THE SHOCKING, SORDID TALE
« Reply #69 on: August 25, 2020, 06:44:56 PM »

My uncle put on his glasses to look at his gift.  And then he said: "Well that's Mom's writing......"

He had never seen it.  He said he had the perfect shelf place for it near the photos of his pets who have gone before.....

And my sister and he and I spent about four hours talking all about things.

It was most interesting and entertaining.  I'm not sure that he was interested or entertained by anything we said, but our conversations would always lead him to this tale or that - many of which we had never heard.

I am sure you uncle enjoyed his time with you.
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« Reply #70 on: August 25, 2020, 06:45:28 PM »

He was born in August, 1941, so I said "That was four months before Pearl Harbor, do you remember anything about it?"

And said:  "I remember everything about it, what do you want to know?"  That's just the kind of funny guy he is.....

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« Reply #71 on: August 25, 2020, 06:46:19 PM »

My uncle reminded me that my seventieth birthday was imminent.

A bit later I said:  "I can't imagine being seventy......NINE!" LOL

You have a very young uncle.
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« Reply #72 on: August 25, 2020, 07:16:22 PM »

Time to leave work, so I shall.  I want to do a little shopping at Costco (yes, just a little bit ;) ), then I'll head home.

Until later.
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« Reply #73 on: August 25, 2020, 07:53:40 PM »

T.O.D.

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« Reply #74 on: August 25, 2020, 09:12:51 PM »

Page 3?  At almost 9:15 west coast time!  Great!!
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« Reply #75 on: August 25, 2020, 09:14:17 PM »

They have no idea what distances the virus can survive and so they continue to make it up as they go along.  Six feet, ten feet, twelve feet, twenty six feet - what's next.  A block?  Two blocks?  A mile?
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« Reply #76 on: August 25, 2020, 09:14:34 PM »

Finished with my viewing.
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« Reply #77 on: August 25, 2020, 10:41:18 PM »

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« Reply #78 on: August 25, 2020, 10:41:35 PM »

Chatted with my son in law tonight
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« Reply #79 on: August 25, 2020, 10:41:53 PM »

He called me to find out how to clean his oven
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« Reply #80 on: August 25, 2020, 10:42:21 PM »

That made me happy
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« Reply #81 on: August 25, 2020, 10:43:14 PM »

The Vixter got he a man that cooks the dinners and cleans up the kitchen!
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« Reply #82 on: August 25, 2020, 10:43:29 PM »

Winner winner chicken dinner!
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« Reply #83 on: August 25, 2020, 10:43:45 PM »

Actually it was shepherds pie he made for her
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« Reply #84 on: August 25, 2020, 10:44:39 PM »

But it bubbled over and it didn’t occur to him to put the casserole dish on a cookie tray
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« Reply #85 on: August 25, 2020, 10:45:38 PM »

She works 4 12 hour days weekly so he makes sur3 dinner is ready for her when she gets home
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« Reply #86 on: August 25, 2020, 10:46:11 PM »

Also he transferred to a different school district
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« Reply #87 on: August 25, 2020, 10:46:28 PM »

The entire school year will be online teaching
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« Reply #88 on: August 25, 2020, 10:46:43 PM »

We were quite relieved with that news
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« Reply #89 on: August 25, 2020, 10:47:45 PM »

I went grocery shopping for my mom tonight
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