I absolutely could not fall asleep last night.
I read a little bit, both online and offline. Then I laid there with TCM on at very low volume, listening to (but only putting my glasses on to watch a few key scenes, because how can you not?) Psycho and North by Northwest, just to get drowsy. That must have finally worked because I woke later to something a little bit familiar that I recognized as RoboCop but it turned out to be RoboCop 2 which I don't think I'd ever seen. That was in the middle of the night and I turned the TV off. A little while later I was awakened by a slight "ching" as I turned in bed and adjusted the covers, flinging my glasses onto the carpet. I'm always very careful about where I put them before going to sleep, but in the wee hours I'd apparently just taken them off and laid them on top of the comforter.
Anyway, boys and girls, that's my story.