After I left my sister's I drove through McDonald's because I hadn't really had anything to eat and I had one of their buy-one-get-one-free survey coupons, so I ordered a Filet-O-Fish (with extra tartar sauce) and a Quarter Pounder With Cheese (plus a little mayo added). Well, I paid and the payment window, and when I got to the pick-up window, the woman said, "You had the diet Coke and Quarter Pounder?" I said yes, so she handed me the bag and the drink, and then I said, "And the Filet-O-Fish?" She looked surprised and then went back inside and realized that the guy behind me had just ordered a diet Coke and a Quarter Pounder
only, and she had actually given me
his order! She then got MY bag with my Quarter Pounder AND Filet-O-Fish and said that I could keep the first Quarter Pounder that she gave me! So, I came home and ate the Filet-O-Fish, and then combined the two Quarter Pounders into one double Quarter Pounder and ate it...but much too soonly after eating the Filet-O-Fish!

I was planning on having the Quarter Pounder for dinner later, but I didn't. So now, I'm too full!
