Today, in 2008 - it was a Thursday - after a summer of nausea, excessive urination, cramps, thirst, and too many x-rays, tests, scams, and other treatments from an idiot incompetent HMO "care practitioner" who should have been put to pasture years before, I learned that I was a diabetic. I had been to a birthday party the night before and several guests, upon hearing my symptoms, said "You're diabetic."