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« on: August 12, 2022, 12:09:00 AM »

Well, you've read the notes, the notes had a splitting haddock, and now it is time for you to post until the splitting cows come home.
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« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2022, 12:10:21 AM »

And the word of the day is: COMMEND!
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« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2022, 03:48:10 AM »

Good morning, all!
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« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2022, 03:49:58 AM »

I am not awake yet. I slept better thasn the night before, but I cannot say that I sept well. I may go backto bed, now that the cats are fed.
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« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2022, 04:58:45 AM »

I was extremely tired yesterday and dozed off and on nearly all evening
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« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2022, 04:59:01 AM »

Wordle 419 5/6

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« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2022, 05:07:23 AM »

Good morning, all.
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« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2022, 05:07:46 AM »

Vixmom, are you totally recovered?
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« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2022, 05:07:57 AM »

I am caught up
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« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2022, 05:08:07 AM »

Pain management vibes for TCB.
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« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2022, 05:08:34 AM »

I am so sorry about your pain, TCB.  I hope they can find the cause and make it stop
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« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2022, 05:08:57 AM »

I took two aspirin before bed last night and slept the whole night through.
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« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2022, 05:09:04 AM »

Congratulations to BK on another successful Kritzerland.
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« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2022, 05:09:27 AM »

Congratulations to JRand on another successful opening
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« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2022, 05:40:40 AM »

Good morning, all.
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« Reply #15 on: August 12, 2022, 05:42:49 AM »

Good morning, friends.
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« Reply #16 on: August 12, 2022, 05:42:54 AM »

May I just say:   ME day.

At least it’s supposed to be. We’ll see how successfully I pull this one off.
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« Reply #17 on: August 12, 2022, 05:43:34 AM »

~~~PAIN MANGEMENT AND DIAGNOSIS VIBES~~~ for DR TCB!!!   SO glad that you have that appointment today.
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« Reply #18 on: August 12, 2022, 05:44:15 AM »

~~~OPENING NIGHT BREAK-A-LEG VIBES~~~ for DR George and Company!!!!!!!
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« Reply #19 on: August 12, 2022, 05:44:47 AM »

Glad to read of Jrand71 and Company's success. Go Go Go, Joseph!
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« Reply #20 on: August 12, 2022, 05:45:29 AM »

I awoke from a dead sleep in the middle of the night with this joke on my brain:

Varn is gone; he's varnished.
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« Reply #21 on: August 12, 2022, 05:45:45 AM »

At the time I just thought that was hilarious.
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« Reply #22 on: August 12, 2022, 05:45:55 AM »

I have to deposit an abysmally small check at the bank, make a stop at Petco for some cat food, and throw myself into catching up on things around the house.
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« Reply #23 on: August 12, 2022, 05:45:58 AM »

Now, in the light of day: not so much.
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« Reply #24 on: August 12, 2022, 05:46:49 AM »

But if I must suffer with it, so must you all.
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« Reply #25 on: August 12, 2022, 05:46:59 AM »

I'm generous like that.
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« Reply #26 on: August 12, 2022, 05:48:26 AM »

I hope for some good news out of the Justice Department this afternoon.
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« Reply #27 on: August 12, 2022, 05:52:27 AM »

Maybe I’ll even get around to splitting a haddock. If time permits.
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« Reply #28 on: August 12, 2022, 05:53:21 AM »

Because wouldn’t it be great to grill some what is it fish this evening?
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« Reply #29 on: August 12, 2022, 05:56:45 AM »

I keep hearing little metallic noises issuing from the back yard.

I think it’s just the birds and squirrels at the bird feeders (not to be confused with theeders), but it always compels me to check that the bear banger is sitting where I expect to find it in time of need.
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