Topic: THE WONDERFULLY WONDERFUL CELEBRATORY MEAL (Read 6368 times)

vixmom · « **Reply #180 on:** February 23, 2023, 09:50:12 PM »

Google google

vixmom · « **Reply #181 on:** February 23, 2023, 09:51:21 PM »

If you call a big turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small one?

vixmom · « **Reply #182 on:** February 23, 2023, 09:51:39 PM »

A goblet

vixmom · « **Reply #183 on:** February 23, 2023, 09:52:22 PM »

Why do turkeys lay eggs?

vixmom · « **Reply #184 on:** February 23, 2023, 09:52:38 PM »

Because if they dropped them, they would break

vixmom · « **Reply #185 on:** February 23, 2023, 09:52:58 PM »

Can a turkey jump higher than a house?

vixmom · « **Reply #186 on:** February 23, 2023, 09:53:27 PM »

Of course! Houses can’t jump!

vixmom · « **Reply #187 on:** February 23, 2023, 09:53:53 PM »

What do turkeys give thanks for on Thanksgiving?

vixmom · « **Reply #188 on:** February 23, 2023, 09:53:59 PM »

Vegetarians

vixmom · « **Reply #189 on:** February 23, 2023, 09:54:48 PM »

What side of a turkey grows more feathers?

vixmom · « **Reply #190 on:** February 23, 2023, 09:54:54 PM »

The outside!

vixmom · « **Reply #191 on:** February 23, 2023, 09:55:05 PM »

I saw WFO today

vixmom · « **Reply #192 on:** February 23, 2023, 09:55:17 PM »

He may be coming home tomorrow

vixmom · « **Reply #193 on:** February 23, 2023, 09:55:43 PM »

Not holding my breath because I heard that song before

vixmom · « **Reply #194 on:** February 23, 2023, 09:56:08 PM »

I feel like the rehab is trying to grab every last cent it can from Medicare

vixmom · « **Reply #195 on:** February 23, 2023, 09:56:25 PM »

And dragging their feet in getting him discharged

vixmom · « **Reply #196 on:** February 23, 2023, 09:56:48 PM »

Vibes are greatly appreciated!

vixmom · « **Reply #197 on:** February 23, 2023, 09:57:04 PM »

I was very pleased to see Tom visited us today

vixmom · « **Reply #198 on:** February 23, 2023, 09:57:40 PM »

Continued vibes and hoping you’ll feel well enough to spend more time with us soon

vixmom · « **Reply #199 on:** February 23, 2023, 09:58:19 PM »

What key can't open a door?

vixmom · « **Reply #200 on:** February 23, 2023, 09:58:35 PM »

A turkey

vixmom · « **Reply #201 on:** February 23, 2023, 09:58:57 PM »

Why did they let the turkey join the band?

vixmom · « **Reply #202 on:** February 23, 2023, 09:59:15 PM »

Because he had his own drumsticks

vixmom · « **Reply #203 on:** February 23, 2023, 10:00:56 PM »

What do turkeys like to do on sunny days?

vixmom · « **Reply #204 on:** February 23, 2023, 10:01:07 PM »

Have peck-nics

vixmom · « **Reply #205 on:** February 23, 2023, 10:01:41 PM »

What sound does a limping turkey make?

vixmom · « **Reply #206 on:** February 23, 2023, 10:01:50 PM »

Wobble , wobble

vixmom · « **Reply #207 on:** February 23, 2023, 10:02:35 PM »

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?

vixmom · « **Reply #208 on:** February 23, 2023, 10:02:58 PM »

If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy

vixmom · « **Reply #209 on:** February 23, 2023, 10:03:33 PM »

Why should you never set the turkey next to the dessert?