Topic: WELCOME TO MARCH AND THE NEW BOOK (Read 11982 times)

singdaw · « **Reply #210 on:** March 01, 2023, 07:07:47 PM »

EIGHT!

George · « **Reply #211 on:** March 01, 2023, 07:07:58 PM »

Quote from: Rodzinski on March 01, 2023, 07:04:43 PM
What is the state of our sink, DR George?

Much more important than the state of our union!

Or the state of the water supply.

George · « **Reply #212 on:** March 01, 2023, 07:08:09 PM »

EIGHT!

Wow! Who knew??

singdaw · « **Reply #213 on:** March 01, 2023, 07:08:16 PM »

I have a joke that could be broken up to take up a whole page.

singdaw · « **Reply #214 on:** March 01, 2023, 07:08:36 PM »

But it is in pretty questionable taste,

George · « **Reply #215 on:** March 01, 2023, 07:08:43 PM »

That is good news, DR George.

Thanks, Singdaw! I agree!

singdaw · « **Reply #216 on:** March 01, 2023, 07:08:54 PM »

So I'm not going to subject the Hainsies and Kimlets to that.

George · « **Reply #217 on:** March 01, 2023, 07:09:13 PM »

But it is in pretty questionable taste,

And the problem is...??

singdaw · « **Reply #218 on:** March 01, 2023, 07:12:10 PM »

singdaw · « **Reply #219 on:** March 01, 2023, 07:12:45 PM »

I think I'm pretty well done for.

singdaw · « **Reply #220 on:** March 01, 2023, 07:12:53 PM »

For today.

singdaw · « **Reply #221 on:** March 01, 2023, 07:13:01 PM »

Good night, friends.

vixmom · « **Reply #222 on:** March 01, 2023, 07:17:13 PM »

Rodzinski, did you see my guess?

vixmom · « **Reply #223 on:** March 01, 2023, 07:18:32 PM »

How do aardvarks learn to build their homes?

vixmom · « **Reply #224 on:** March 01, 2023, 07:18:45 PM »

They study aardvarkitecture.

vixmom · « **Reply #225 on:** March 01, 2023, 07:19:01 PM »

What do you call an aardvark who studies the past?

vixmom · « **Reply #226 on:** March 01, 2023, 07:19:16 PM »

An aardvarkeologist.

vixmom · « **Reply #227 on:** March 01, 2023, 07:19:32 PM »

What do you call a three-foot-long aardvark?

vixmom · « **Reply #228 on:** March 01, 2023, 07:19:43 PM »

A yaardvark.

vixmom · « **Reply #229 on:** March 01, 2023, 07:20:14 PM »

How do ants hide from aardvarks?

vixmom · « **Reply #230 on:** March 01, 2023, 07:20:29 PM »

They disguise themselves as uncles

vixmom · « **Reply #231 on:** March 01, 2023, 07:21:06 PM »

What do aardvarks take for their allergies?

vixmom · « **Reply #232 on:** March 01, 2023, 07:21:29 PM »

Ant-ihistamines.

vixmom · « **Reply #233 on:** March 01, 2023, 07:21:47 PM »

What do you call an aardvark made from iron?

vixmom · « **Reply #234 on:** March 01, 2023, 07:22:09 PM »

A haardvark.

vixmom · « **Reply #235 on:** March 01, 2023, 07:22:32 PM »

An aardvark walks into a bar.

vixmom · « **Reply #236 on:** March 01, 2023, 07:22:52 PM »

Bartender: Can I get you a beer?

vixmom · « **Reply #237 on:** March 01, 2023, 07:23:04 PM »

Aardvark: Noooooooooooo.

vixmom · « **Reply #238 on:** March 01, 2023, 07:23:15 PM »

Bartender: Can I get you some wine?

vixmom · « **Reply #239 on:** March 01, 2023, 07:23:30 PM »

Aardvark: Noooooooooooooo.