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Re: WELCOME TO MARCH AND THE NEW BOOK
« Reply #240 on: March 01, 2023, 07:23:47 PM »

Bartender: Well, how about a whiskey?
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« Reply #241 on: March 01, 2023, 07:24:01 PM »

Aardvark: Nooooooooooooooooooooo
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« Reply #242 on: March 01, 2023, 07:24:27 PM »

Bartender:hey, Buddy,  What’s with the long nos?
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« Reply #243 on: March 01, 2023, 07:24:50 PM »

What do you call an aardvark who went to the dark side?
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« Reply #244 on: March 01, 2023, 07:24:57 PM »

A daarthvark
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« Reply #245 on: March 01, 2023, 07:25:25 PM »

What do you call an aardvark who’s been thrown out of a nightclub?
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« Reply #246 on: March 01, 2023, 07:25:31 PM »

A baardvark
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« Reply #247 on: March 01, 2023, 07:26:00 PM »

Why can elephants swim, and aardvarks can’t?
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« Reply #248 on: March 01, 2023, 07:26:14 PM »

Aardvarks don’t have trunks
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« Reply #249 on: March 01, 2023, 07:26:34 PM »

Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?
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« Reply #250 on: March 01, 2023, 07:26:50 PM »

Because they always have their noses in other people’s business
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« Reply #251 on: March 01, 2023, 07:27:13 PM »

Why did the mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?
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« Reply #252 on: March 01, 2023, 07:27:27 PM »

Because he ate his ant for dinner
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« Reply #253 on: March 01, 2023, 07:27:50 PM »

What do you call an aardvark astronaut?
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« Reply #254 on: March 01, 2023, 07:28:09 PM »

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« Reply #255 on: March 01, 2023, 07:28:49 PM »

Why was the aardvark jumpy?
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« Reply #256 on: March 01, 2023, 07:28:59 PM »

He had ants in his pants
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« Reply #257 on: March 01, 2023, 07:29:44 PM »

What did the aardvark name his dog?
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« Reply #258 on: March 01, 2023, 07:29:47 PM »

Rodzinski, did you see my guess?

I did! As the aardvark would say, Noooooooooooo.
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« Reply #259 on: March 01, 2023, 07:29:53 PM »

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« Reply #260 on: March 01, 2023, 07:30:24 PM »

Rodzinski, did you see my guess?

I did! As the aardvark would say, Noooooooooooo.

Hmmmmmm, I was sure I had it that time!
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« Reply #261 on: March 01, 2023, 07:32:35 PM »

Rodzinski , Are you in Alaska ?
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« Reply #262 on: March 01, 2023, 07:33:17 PM »

About to do a quick Ralph's run for more soda pop and some waters.
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« Reply #263 on: March 01, 2023, 07:34:21 PM »

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« Reply #264 on: March 01, 2023, 07:36:51 PM »

Look what arrived today from Etsy!

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« Reply #265 on: March 01, 2023, 07:37:52 PM »

Rodzinski, the stalker used to be on our board for a bit, but at some point on the film score board, I said something that rankled her and she apparently snapped and has been doing her crap ever since. I threw her off this board but she's been back a couple of times under other names but always reveals herself in the end and then we nuke her again. She's followed me around to many other boards, has created a plethora of usernames, and done this same idiocy. It never stops with her. Most recently, she's "reviewed" two or three books on Amazon leaving poor and endless reviews that are clearly written by the same person but under different usernames. That's been her latest fun but there's no mistaking it. She's also done it on Goodreads, almost word for word but under yet another name. After seventeen years of this we can safely assume there is something wrong with her. She could have just gone about her business long ago, forgotten all about me, and probably been much happier. But no, not our Barbara.
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« Reply #266 on: March 01, 2023, 07:38:12 PM »

What does an aardvark order on their pizza?
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« Reply #267 on: March 01, 2023, 07:38:25 PM »

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« Reply #268 on: March 01, 2023, 07:39:06 PM »

I'm sure she's on other boards still doing her thing - and I'm suspicious of pretty much anyone who responds to me negatively multiple times in the same way. Anyway, they just threw her off the film score board but she'll be back after a while under a new name.
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« Reply #269 on: March 01, 2023, 07:39:14 PM »

I am getting tired
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