Topic: STUMBLE-THROUGH WITH VERY FEW STUMBLES (Read 12097 times)

George · « **Reply #240 on:** April 16, 2023, 11:43:46 PM »

nine!!!!!!!!!

George · « **Reply #241 on:** April 16, 2023, 11:45:07 PM »

My sister sent me a Facebook post from someone else that's probably going around.

George · « **Reply #242 on:** April 16, 2023, 11:45:50 PM »

It's a list of 21 items...revelations, topics...I don't know, but it's pretty darned funny.

George · « **Reply #243 on:** April 16, 2023, 11:46:34 PM »

So here they are...

George · « **Reply #244 on:** April 16, 2023, 11:46:47 PM »

1. When one door closes and another door opens, you are probably in prison.

George · « **Reply #245 on:** April 16, 2023, 11:46:57 PM »

2. To me, "drink responsibly" means don't spill it.

George · « **Reply #246 on:** April 16, 2023, 11:47:07 PM »

3. Age 60 might be the new 40, but 9:00 pm is the new midnight.

George · « **Reply #247 on:** April 16, 2023, 11:47:15 PM »

4. It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles.

George · « **Reply #248 on:** April 16, 2023, 11:47:26 PM »

5. The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

George · « **Reply #249 on:** April 16, 2023, 11:47:36 PM »

6. When I say, "The other day," I could be referring to any time between yesterday and 15 years ago.

George · « **Reply #250 on:** April 16, 2023, 11:47:48 PM »

7. I remember being able to get up without making sound effects.

George · « **Reply #251 on:** April 16, 2023, 11:47:58 PM »

8. I had my patience tested. I'm negative.

George · « **Reply #252 on:** April 16, 2023, 11:48:08 PM »

9. Remember, if you lose a sock in the dryer, it comes back as a Tupperware lid that doesn't fit any of your containers.

George · « **Reply #253 on:** April 16, 2023, 11:48:22 PM »

10. If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"

bk · « **Reply #254 on:** April 16, 2023, 11:48:32 PM »

Show was fantastic. Went out for bite after, came home and now I must write some damn notes.

George · « **Reply #255 on:** April 16, 2023, 11:48:35 PM »

11. When you ask me what I am doing today, and I say "nothing," it does not mean I am free. It means I am doing nothing.

George · « **Reply #256 on:** April 16, 2023, 11:49:00 PM »

Show was fantastic. Went out for bite after, came home and now I must write some damn notes.

Congrats, BK!

George · « **Reply #257 on:** April 16, 2023, 11:49:13 PM »

12. I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever.

George · « **Reply #258 on:** April 16, 2023, 11:49:21 PM »

13. I run like the winded.

George · « **Reply #259 on:** April 16, 2023, 11:49:32 PM »

14. I hate when a couple argues in public, and I missed the beginning and don't know whose side I'm on.

George · « **Reply #260 on:** April 16, 2023, 11:49:41 PM »

15. When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, "Why, what did you hear?"

George · « **Reply #261 on:** April 16, 2023, 11:49:51 PM »

16. When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?

George · « **Reply #262 on:** April 16, 2023, 11:49:59 PM »

17. I don't mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.

George · « **Reply #263 on:** April 16, 2023, 11:50:08 PM »

18. When I ask for directions, please don't use words like "east."

George · « **Reply #264 on:** April 16, 2023, 11:50:19 PM »

19. Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out.

George · « **Reply #265 on:** April 16, 2023, 11:50:32 PM »

20. Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life out of nowhere, makes your heart race, and changes you forever. We call those people cops.

George · « **Reply #266 on:** April 16, 2023, 11:50:41 PM »

And finally...

George · « **Reply #267 on:** April 16, 2023, 11:50:48 PM »

21. My luck is like a bald guy who just won a comb."

George · « **Reply #268 on:** April 16, 2023, 11:50:58 PM »

-source unknown.

George · « **Reply #269 on:** April 16, 2023, 11:51:08 PM »