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Re: KRITZERLAND 124
« Reply #60 on: April 17, 2023, 06:54:25 AM »

Tres!
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Re: KRITZERLAND 124
« Reply #61 on: April 17, 2023, 06:59:15 AM »

  Don’t thank me.

That was not quite the word I had in mind.        8)
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Re: KRITZERLAND 124
« Reply #62 on: April 17, 2023, 08:01:57 AM »

DR George, those 21 comments were fantastic.

Thanks, Larry!  And I'm sure my sister thanks you, too!
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Re: KRITZERLAND 124
« Reply #63 on: April 17, 2023, 08:02:54 AM »

~~~SUCCESSFUL CONSULATATION VIBES~~~ for DR elmore3003!

~~~SUPER DITTO!!~~~
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Re: KRITZERLAND 124
« Reply #64 on: April 17, 2023, 08:03:35 AM »

George your list made me laugh out loud!

Thanks, Vixmom!
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Re: KRITZERLAND 124
« Reply #65 on: April 17, 2023, 08:09:58 AM »

DR George:  I, too, enjoyed your list.  Especially Number 10!!  Made me laugh out loud.  Sad thing is, I can relate to virtually every one of those numbered items.

Missing from the list was the fact that I often find myself in a room and cannot recall why I went there...not until I return to where I was and realize I needed something in that other room to help with what I was doing.

You're welcome, Ron!  And I can certainly understand that!
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Re: KRITZERLAND 124
« Reply #66 on: April 17, 2023, 08:26:16 AM »

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Re: KRITZERLAND 124
« Reply #67 on: April 17, 2023, 08:28:20 AM »

What a great show it was......even if only to read about!

Congrats to MR BK & Co......and boo to those who stayed home instead.
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Re: KRITZERLAND 124
« Reply #68 on: April 17, 2023, 08:28:32 AM »

Wonderful photos.
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Re: KRITZERLAND 124
« Reply #69 on: April 17, 2023, 08:29:12 AM »

DR Ron Pulliam that sounds like an interesting ZOOM gathering.
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Re: KRITZERLAND 124
« Reply #70 on: April 17, 2023, 08:29:52 AM »

Yes.....that was a fun [and true] list from DR GEORGE yesterday.
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Re: KRITZERLAND 124
« Reply #71 on: April 17, 2023, 08:30:06 AM »

And of course DR VIXMOM's photos made me hungry.
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Re: KRITZERLAND 124
« Reply #72 on: April 17, 2023, 08:31:29 AM »

I used to have a couple of paperback books of amusing headlines and newspaper typos.  A couple of my favorites:

BATTERY STOLEN; YOUTH CHARGED

"John Gregory Smith did eat his home yesterday afternoon."
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Re: KRITZERLAND 124
« Reply #73 on: April 17, 2023, 08:32:15 AM »

And of course - telegrams:

"Married your daughter in Miami this morning.  Going to Tampa with her tonight."
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Re: KRITZERLAND 124
« Reply #74 on: April 17, 2023, 08:33:33 AM »

This afternoon I am driving down to the theeder in the rain so we can redo the interviews that had bad sound......
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Re: KRITZERLAND 124
« Reply #75 on: April 17, 2023, 08:34:04 AM »

Since it's raining I will probably drive the PT Cruiser instead of the Smart Car......
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Re: KRITZERLAND 124
« Reply #76 on: April 17, 2023, 08:50:08 AM »

So am I the only person here who waits till the last minute to do his tax return?

I've been using TurboTax the past several years, and I got most of it done yesterday. I need to run over to my bank now to pick up one last statement that they didn't mail or email. (The current bank acquired my old bank during 2022, and they couldn't make the old bank's end-of-year statements available online.)

I'm seriously thinking of treating myself to a Sausage and Egg McMuffin as a reward for the effort.

For the first time in many years, I actually got mine done early, so my refund's already been spent. ::)

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Re: KRITZERLAND 124
« Reply #77 on: April 17, 2023, 08:50:40 AM »

Enjoy your "reward," ChasSmith!
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Re: KRITZERLAND 124
« Reply #78 on: April 17, 2023, 08:57:38 AM »

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Re: KRITZERLAND 124
« Reply #79 on: April 17, 2023, 09:01:22 AM »

Yes.....that was a fun [and true] list from DR GEORGE yesterday.

Thanks, Jrand!
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Re: KRITZERLAND 124
« Reply #80 on: April 17, 2023, 09:07:24 AM »

I'm up, I'm up - sort of. Maybe three and a half hours of sleep. I"ll go to the bank shortly, then maybe back to sleep.
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Re: KRITZERLAND 124
« Reply #81 on: April 17, 2023, 09:31:40 AM »

  Don’t thank me.

That was not quite the word I had in mind.        8)

Exactly
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Re: KRITZERLAND 124
« Reply #82 on: April 17, 2023, 09:36:25 AM »

I'm home from Staples, wondering why the fat hell the scans I made have not shown up in my email.
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Re: KRITZERLAND 124
« Reply #83 on: April 17, 2023, 09:37:43 AM »

I am on the phone with Staples and on an endless hold. What the fat hell?
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Re: KRITZERLAND 124
« Reply #84 on: April 17, 2023, 09:42:00 AM »

After that endless hold, I have been transferred to "the correct department." The lady seems clueless, completely clueless.
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Re: KRITZERLAND 124
« Reply #85 on: April 17, 2023, 09:51:37 AM »

Well, I'm screwed. Tomorrow I have to go back to Staples and redo the goddamned scans and get credit for today's mess.
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Re: KRITZERLAND 124
« Reply #86 on: April 17, 2023, 09:52:02 AM »

Oh, I'm going to have a right hip replacement very soon.
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Re: KRITZERLAND 124
« Reply #87 on: April 17, 2023, 10:13:06 AM »

When is the surgery, Elmore?
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Re: KRITZERLAND 124
« Reply #88 on: April 17, 2023, 10:13:51 AM »

What’s going to happen to the cats while you’re less mobile?
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Re: KRITZERLAND 124
« Reply #89 on: April 17, 2023, 10:14:14 AM »

Let’s move on …
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