She had no cavities
‘“ who knows if it even works”
So the ambulance guys, the cops and the fireman let themselves in and looked for a little old lady lying in the floor somewhere
That's it. You are going to have to invite the entire emergency medical crew to Easter next year.
Except for one guy who noticed a note on the refrigerator
What's the surcharge for a false alarm?
Has decided that maybe it is worth keeping the service
And she has agreed that the front storm door shall remain unlocked