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Re: HOLDING THE NEW BOOK
« Reply #210 on: May 06, 2023, 09:03:13 PM »

Eight.
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Re: HOLDING THE NEW BOOK
« Reply #211 on: May 06, 2023, 09:03:24 PM »

Good night, all.
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Re: HOLDING THE NEW BOOK
« Reply #212 on: May 06, 2023, 09:10:22 PM »

At least we're off that page I do not care for.
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Re: HOLDING THE NEW BOOK
« Reply #213 on: May 06, 2023, 09:10:36 PM »

Perhaps George will return at some point.
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Re: HOLDING THE NEW BOOK
« Reply #214 on: May 06, 2023, 09:11:03 PM »

I'm just flitting around the Internet because I'm not in the mood for love or watching anything.
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Re: HOLDING THE NEW BOOK
« Reply #215 on: May 06, 2023, 09:11:43 PM »

Did you know, for example, that when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore?
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Re: HOLDING THE NEW BOOK
« Reply #216 on: May 06, 2023, 09:11:53 PM »

Dean Martin told me so.
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Re: HOLDING THE NEW BOOK
« Reply #217 on: May 06, 2023, 09:14:13 PM »

I once did a rewrite of a script about a girl's volleyball team for Lou son of Sam Arkoff. I punched it up good, added tons of laughs - never got made but was read all over town. A year later, Rodney Dangerfield's Back to School comes out with MY great joke and we know they read it. They just stole MY great joke wholesale. The joke? I named the dean of the school Dean Martin. A great running gag throughout. Thanks rip-off artists, although I can't blame you because it WAS a great joke.
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Re: HOLDING THE NEW BOOK
« Reply #218 on: May 06, 2023, 09:14:25 PM »

The things you learn here at haineshisway.com.
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Re: HOLDING THE NEW BOOK
« Reply #219 on: May 06, 2023, 10:55:10 PM »

Leave it to George to disappear for an entire evening - some rabbit hole.
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Re: HOLDING THE NEW BOOK
« Reply #220 on: May 06, 2023, 10:55:22 PM »

He'll BE a rabbit one of these days.
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Re: HOLDING THE NEW BOOK
« Reply #221 on: May 06, 2023, 10:55:35 PM »

It is shameful to go two hours without a single post.
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Re: HOLDING THE NEW BOOK
« Reply #222 on: May 06, 2023, 10:55:41 PM »

Even a married post.
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Re: HOLDING THE NEW BOOK
« Reply #223 on: May 06, 2023, 10:55:52 PM »

I, myself, was married.
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Re: HOLDING THE NEW BOOK
« Reply #224 on: May 06, 2023, 10:56:08 PM »

But now we're way post marriage.
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Re: HOLDING THE NEW BOOK
« Reply #225 on: May 06, 2023, 10:56:15 PM »

And that's a good thing.
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Re: HOLDING THE NEW BOOK
« Reply #226 on: May 06, 2023, 11:40:34 PM »

I knew it - three HOURS with no posts - George, as is his wont, deserted us completely and so it's doubtful we'll get off this damn page.
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Re: HOLDING THE NEW BOOK
« Reply #227 on: May 06, 2023, 11:40:48 PM »

Unless I take matters into my own hands.
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Re: HOLDING THE NEW BOOK
« Reply #228 on: May 06, 2023, 11:41:00 PM »

Which it looks like I must do.
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Re: HOLDING THE NEW BOOK
« Reply #229 on: May 06, 2023, 11:41:19 PM »

George has some serious 'splainin' to do.
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Re: HOLDING THE NEW BOOK
« Reply #230 on: May 06, 2023, 11:41:27 PM »

Ridic.
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Re: HOLDING THE NEW BOOK
« Reply #231 on: May 06, 2023, 11:41:46 PM »

No treats for George for causing these issues.
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Re: HOLDING THE NEW BOOK
« Reply #232 on: May 06, 2023, 11:41:53 PM »

No porridge.
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Re: HOLDING THE NEW BOOK
« Reply #233 on: May 06, 2023, 11:42:03 PM »

No candy apples.
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Re: HOLDING THE NEW BOOK
« Reply #234 on: May 06, 2023, 11:43:03 PM »

No, nothing for the errant and truant. Three damn HOURS.
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Re: HOLDING THE NEW BOOK
« Reply #235 on: May 06, 2023, 11:43:08 PM »

Nothing.
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Re: HOLDING THE NEW BOOK
« Reply #236 on: May 06, 2023, 11:43:14 PM »

Nada.
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Re: HOLDING THE NEW BOOK
« Reply #237 on: May 06, 2023, 11:43:19 PM »

Squat.
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Re: HOLDING THE NEW BOOK
« Reply #238 on: May 06, 2023, 11:43:33 PM »

Will he EVER show up?
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Re: HOLDING THE NEW BOOK
« Reply #239 on: May 06, 2023, 11:43:56 PM »

Or will he just hit the hay and not come back until morning?
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