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CLASSIC STAND-UP COMEDY
« on: May 11, 2023, 12:55:47 AM »

Well, you've read the notes, the notes had stand-up comedy, and now it is time for you to post until the stand-up comedy cows come home.
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« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2023, 12:57:22 AM »

And the word of the day is: GUISER!
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« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2023, 04:30:19 AM »

Good morning, all!
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« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2023, 04:35:29 AM »

By the time I finished the laundry yesterday, after two days of it, my body could barely move. I took the day rather easily after that, and to my delifgr there were no heath calamities. I was feeling puny, though, so I went to bed at 8:00 and slept rather well to 5:30 this morning. Annabelle crawled in to cuddle and Thatch joined us. I finally got up around 6:30, and I'm feeling rather well at the moment.
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« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2023, 04:38:19 AM »

DR Rodzinskim that Facebook post was supposedly delete3d; they accused the post of inciting violence. Well, around 6:00 last night it was still up, but I noticed that their notification of my crime had been deleted . Yes, there is very likely a "friend" who keeps reporting me, although the day I called Melania Trump a savvy whore, the post was deleted and I was censured within a minute of the post going up.
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« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2023, 04:39:33 AM »

This morning has been a bit of a mess, thanks to Stella's bolt into the hall and my spending over thirty minutes of trying to coax her back into the apartment.
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« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2023, 04:42:47 AM »

BK, I love you but I absolutely loathe the binding on the folio for Tonight's the Night, which is flimsy and unusable on a piano stand. It needed to be spiral-bound/ Perhaps nowit is, but mine is not. I am an unhappy music consumer.
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« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2023, 04:43:13 AM »

Otherwise, I'd love the song folio because I loved the songs!
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« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2023, 04:54:24 AM »

DR elmore3003 - these are individual PDF files.
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« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2023, 04:54:38 AM »

Good morning, friends.
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« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2023, 04:55:32 AM »

Isn't it great that we get to start over fresh every morning?
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« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2023, 05:01:31 AM »

Good morning, all.
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« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2023, 05:07:23 AM »

It's a gray day here, once again.
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« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2023, 05:07:27 AM »

Had weird dreams that I was trying out for a job as a feature writer at a newspaper. It was a weird setup. In 10 days, I wrote maybe eight stories, none of which had run at that point. But I wasn’t going to get the job because I didn’t mingle enough with my coworkers and I couldn’t remember anybody’s name. My work area was like a department store home, and I was supposed to write while on a king-sized bed, shared by two other writers. My boss was also unhappy because I worked too many hours. Then the stories started appearing and people loved them, but I had been let go.
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« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2023, 05:10:40 AM »

There was something in there about making a cake for one of the stories. I didn’t follow the recipe but made it my way with homemade raspberry filling. I was getting criticized for frosting it wong, but I was only putting on the crumb layer, which my boss had never heard of. People raved about the cake. I couldn’t wait to get out of there.
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« Reply #15 on: May 11, 2023, 05:14:31 AM »

I usually don’t remember things that vividly.
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« Reply #16 on: May 11, 2023, 05:15:22 AM »

And I remember saying to myself last night while falling asleep, no work dreams.
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« Reply #17 on: May 11, 2023, 05:15:43 AM »

Fat lot of good that did.
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« Reply #18 on: May 11, 2023, 05:16:05 AM »

Psychodelic.
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« Reply #19 on: May 11, 2023, 05:16:06 AM »

Wordle and Phoodle in 3
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« Reply #20 on: May 11, 2023, 05:16:34 AM »

Cinnamon rolls.
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« Reply #21 on: May 11, 2023, 05:16:43 AM »

But only if you push it.
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« Reply #22 on: May 11, 2023, 05:16:57 AM »

Otherwise, it just sits there.
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« Reply #23 on: May 11, 2023, 05:17:30 AM »

Like so much fish.
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« Reply #24 on: May 11, 2023, 05:45:37 AM »

Good morning, all.
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« Reply #25 on: May 11, 2023, 06:14:33 AM »

Good morning from SOHO NYC
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« Reply #26 on: May 11, 2023, 06:14:44 AM »

I have not caught up
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« Reply #27 on: May 11, 2023, 06:15:22 AM »

Waiting my  breakfast at Flippers
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« Reply #28 on: May 11, 2023, 06:17:01 AM »

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« Reply #29 on: May 11, 2023, 06:18:06 AM »

Guess I'll wordle
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