Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 10   Go Down

Author Topic: THE TALE OF THE DALE  (Read 12064 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

bk

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 153620
  • What is it, fish?
THE TALE OF THE DALE
« on: May 17, 2023, 12:12:51 AM »

Well, you've read the notes, the notes told the tale, and now it is time for you to post until the tale-telling cows come home.
Logged

bk

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 153620
  • What is it, fish?
Re: THE TALE OF THE DALE
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2023, 12:15:42 AM »

And the word of the day is: PITHY!
Logged

bk

  • Administrator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 153620
  • What is it, fish?
Re: THE TALE OF THE DALE
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2023, 12:16:21 AM »

And now - Dino at the piano.
Logged

Rodzinski

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 12155
  • Like, Hey.
Re: THE TALE OF THE DALE
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2023, 12:32:47 AM »

Notes realized. Adjudicated.
Logged

Rodzinski

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 12155
  • Like, Hey.
Re: THE TALE OF THE DALE
« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2023, 12:33:50 AM »

Amazon laid a ton of people off a bit ago which may explain their backlog issues.
Logged

Rodzinski

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 12155
  • Like, Hey.
Re: THE TALE OF THE DALE
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2023, 12:34:15 AM »

I often ask for extra sauce on a pizza.
Logged

Rodzinski

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 12155
  • Like, Hey.
Re: THE TALE OF THE DALE
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2023, 12:49:32 AM »

Last week I was at DQ with the kids, and I took note of a big concrete post behind where I had parked and told myself to be sure not to back into it when we left. Fast forward to us leaving and I’m focused on that post, and my parking assistance is beeping and I’m like, don’t worry, parking assistance, I’ve got my eye on that nasty old post. Fear not! And then I ever-so-gently back into a parked car I didn’t see at all. A lovely green convertible with two older folks in it. I step out and apologize. We assess the damage, of which I see none. But the old guy thinks he sees a little dent. We compare to the other side of the car, and he realized it was just the normal contour of his car’s body, no dent or scratch. A miracle with today’s cars. So he says, I guess we’re fine, and I walk away. Then I notice he has a Washington plate, and I say, “Hey, do you live on the Point?” (local name for our exclave). He says yes, we get to talking and it turns out he and his wife live on my street, four houses away and I’ve seen him and his cute dog many times from afar. We chat for a bit and I say if he changes his mind and sees a scratch, he now knows where to find me! And then I got in the car and drive away feeling rather lucky.
Logged

George

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 146974
  • A person should celebrate what passes by.
Re: THE TALE OF THE DALE
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2023, 12:52:42 AM »

Last week I was at DQ with the kids, and I took note of a big concrete post behind where I had parked and told myself to be sure not to back into it when we left. Fast forward to us leaving and I’m focused on that post, and my parking assistance is beeping and I’m like, don’t worry, parking assistance, I’ve got my eye on that nasty old post. Fear not! And then I ever-so-gently back into a parked car I didn’t see at all. A lovely green convertible with two older folks in it. I step out and apologize. We assess the damage, of which I see none. But the old guy thinks he sees a little dent. We compare to the other side of the car, and he realized it was just the normal contour of his car’s body, no dent or scratch. A miracle with today’s cars. So he says, I guess we’re fine, and I walk away. Then I notice he has a Washington plate, and I say, “Hey, do you live on the Point?” (local name for our exclave). He says yes, we get to talking and it turns out he and his wife live on my street, four houses away and I’ve seen him and his cute dog many times from afar. We chat for a bit and I say if he changes his mind and sees a scratch, he now knows where to find me! And then I got in the car and drive away feeling rather lucky.

Nice ending to your story, Rodzinski.
Logged
Voldemort is basically a middle school girl: he has a locket, a diary, a tiara, a ring, and is completely obsessed with a teenage boy.

Rodzinski

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 12155
  • Like, Hey.
Re: THE TALE OF THE DALE
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2023, 01:01:58 AM »

This reminds me that 30-some years ago I’m in school in Athens, GA, driving too close behind a co-ed on Baxter Street. She slams the brakes of her CRX at a light. I do the same, but hit her bumper. This time, I def did damage. I get out while she walks back to look. I’ll never forget, she scans the damage and goes, “Hmm. Well, my dad’s just about to buy me a new car, so we don’t have to worry about this.” Gets back in her CRX, and takes off without a care in the world.
Logged

Rodzinski

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 12155
  • Like, Hey.
Re: THE TALE OF THE DALE
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2023, 01:03:10 AM »

Last week I was at DQ with the kids, and I took note of a big concrete post behind where I had parked and told myself to be sure not to back into it when we left. Fast forward to us leaving and I’m focused on that post, and my parking assistance is beeping and I’m like, don’t worry, parking assistance, I’ve got my eye on that nasty old post. Fear not! And then I ever-so-gently back into a parked car I didn’t see at all. A lovely green convertible with two older folks in it. I step out and apologize. We assess the damage, of which I see none. But the old guy thinks he sees a little dent. We compare to the other side of the car, and he realized it was just the normal contour of his car’s body, no dent or scratch. A miracle with today’s cars. So he says, I guess we’re fine, and I walk away. Then I notice he has a Washington plate, and I say, “Hey, do you live on the Point?” (local name for our exclave). He says yes, we get to talking and it turns out he and his wife live on my street, four houses away and I’ve seen him and his cute dog many times from afar. We chat for a bit and I say if he changes his mind and sees a scratch, he now knows where to find me! And then I got in the car and drive away feeling rather lucky.

Nice ending to your story, Rodzinski.

Yes, could have gone much differently!
Logged

elmore3003

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 72319
  • What is it, fish?
Re: THE TALE OF THE DALE
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2023, 03:46:39 AM »

Good morning, all!
Logged
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" - Albert Schweitzer

elmore3003

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 72319
  • What is it, fish?
Re: THE TALE OF THE DALE
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2023, 03:47:12 AM »

DR vixmom's first party day in Manhattan left me exhausted.
Logged
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" - Albert Schweitzer

elmore3003

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 72319
  • What is it, fish?
Re: THE TALE OF THE DALE
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2023, 03:47:59 AM »

I have to begin kitty cleanup early before Access-a-Rde shows up to take me downtown.
Logged
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" - Albert Schweitzer

elmore3003

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 72319
  • What is it, fish?
Re: THE TALE OF THE DALE
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2023, 03:54:47 AM »

I do not wish to step out, but I must.
Logged
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats" - Albert Schweitzer

singdaw

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 62148
  • Someone in a tree
    • David's Facebook Page
Re: THE TALE OF THE DALE
« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2023, 04:11:23 AM »

~~~TRAVEL VIBES~~~ this morning for DR elmore3003!!!!!
Logged
I just come here for the novelty coffee mugs and their trenchant commentary on the little ironies of everyday life.

singdaw

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 62148
  • Someone in a tree
    • David's Facebook Page
Re: THE TALE OF THE DALE
« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2023, 04:11:33 AM »

Good morning, friends.
Logged
I just come here for the novelty coffee mugs and their trenchant commentary on the little ironies of everyday life.

singdaw

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 62148
  • Someone in a tree
    • David's Facebook Page
Re: THE TALE OF THE DALE
« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2023, 04:12:05 AM »

~~~VIBES OF CARE AND COMFORT~~~~ all day today for DR Jrand72!!!!!!!!!!!
Logged
I just come here for the novelty coffee mugs and their trenchant commentary on the little ironies of everyday life.

singdaw

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 62148
  • Someone in a tree
    • David's Facebook Page
Re: THE TALE OF THE DALE
« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2023, 04:12:54 AM »

DR vixmom, thank you so much for your Day 1 travelogue report. So entertaining!!
Logged
I just come here for the novelty coffee mugs and their trenchant commentary on the little ironies of everyday life.

singdaw

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 62148
  • Someone in a tree
    • David's Facebook Page
Re: THE TALE OF THE DALE
« Reply #18 on: May 17, 2023, 04:13:34 AM »

DR George - thanks for the photos. So enjoying your progress reports.
Logged
I just come here for the novelty coffee mugs and their trenchant commentary on the little ironies of everyday life.

singdaw

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 62148
  • Someone in a tree
    • David's Facebook Page
Re: THE TALE OF THE DALE
« Reply #19 on: May 17, 2023, 04:14:34 AM »

Relieved at the outcome of both car incidents, DR Rodzinski.
Logged
I just come here for the novelty coffee mugs and their trenchant commentary on the little ironies of everyday life.

singdaw

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 62148
  • Someone in a tree
    • David's Facebook Page
Re: THE TALE OF THE DALE
« Reply #20 on: May 17, 2023, 04:19:35 AM »

I have known several men named Dale.
Logged
I just come here for the novelty coffee mugs and their trenchant commentary on the little ironies of everyday life.

singdaw

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 62148
  • Someone in a tree
    • David's Facebook Page
Re: THE TALE OF THE DALE
« Reply #21 on: May 17, 2023, 04:19:49 AM »

None of them have had three wheels, however.
Logged
I just come here for the novelty coffee mugs and their trenchant commentary on the little ironies of everyday life.

singdaw

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 62148
  • Someone in a tree
    • David's Facebook Page
Re: THE TALE OF THE DALE
« Reply #22 on: May 17, 2023, 04:19:58 AM »

That I know of.
Logged
I just come here for the novelty coffee mugs and their trenchant commentary on the little ironies of everyday life.

singdaw

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 62148
  • Someone in a tree
    • David's Facebook Page
Re: THE TALE OF THE DALE
« Reply #23 on: May 17, 2023, 04:20:56 AM »

I have been tracking a package I sent via USPS.
Logged
I just come here for the novelty coffee mugs and their trenchant commentary on the little ironies of everyday life.

singdaw

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 62148
  • Someone in a tree
    • David's Facebook Page
Re: THE TALE OF THE DALE
« Reply #24 on: May 17, 2023, 04:21:39 AM »

Yesterday, when I put in the tracking number, it said "expected delivery by 8:00PM on Tuesday, 5/16."
Logged
I just come here for the novelty coffee mugs and their trenchant commentary on the little ironies of everyday life.

singdaw

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 62148
  • Someone in a tree
    • David's Facebook Page
Re: THE TALE OF THE DALE
« Reply #25 on: May 17, 2023, 04:22:04 AM »

Today, when I put in the same tracking number, it says "in transit." Not even out for delivery.
Logged
I just come here for the novelty coffee mugs and their trenchant commentary on the little ironies of everyday life.

singdaw

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 62148
  • Someone in a tree
    • David's Facebook Page
Re: THE TALE OF THE DALE
« Reply #26 on: May 17, 2023, 04:22:16 AM »

I blame Louis DeJoy.
Logged
I just come here for the novelty coffee mugs and their trenchant commentary on the little ironies of everyday life.

vixmom

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 75960
  • Commit random acts of kindness and sudden beauty
Re: THE TALE OF THE DALE
« Reply #27 on: May 17, 2023, 04:23:33 AM »

I blame Louis DeJoy.

I do as well.
Logged
Commit random acts of kindness and sudden beauty


It’s weird being the same age as old people

vixmom

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 75960
  • Commit random acts of kindness and sudden beauty
Re: THE TALE OF THE DALE
« Reply #28 on: May 17, 2023, 04:25:45 AM »

I had a package shipped to me from Ireland which was marked as being in NYC, then suddenly went to Michigan where it sat for three weeks before coming back to NYC and finally being put into transit to LI
Logged
Commit random acts of kindness and sudden beauty


It’s weird being the same age as old people

singdaw

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 62148
  • Someone in a tree
    • David's Facebook Page
Re: THE TALE OF THE DALE
« Reply #29 on: May 17, 2023, 04:26:09 AM »

Found this on the Internet. Don't know if it's accurate:

A schlemiel is the traveler who spills their coffee on a fellow passenger. A schlimazel is the person spilled upon.

I'm not sure how a schnook fits into the picture.



Logged
I just come here for the novelty coffee mugs and their trenchant commentary on the little ironies of everyday life.
Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 10   Go Up