Topic: REVISITING THE HOLLYWOOD SHOW (Read 10648 times)

George · « **Reply #210 on:** July 02, 2023, 11:22:18 PM »

PAGE EIGHT DANCE!!

George · « **Reply #211 on:** July 02, 2023, 11:22:29 PM »

Cleopatra lived closer to the release of the first iPhone than she did to the actual construction of the pyramids.

George · « **Reply #212 on:** July 02, 2023, 11:23:40 PM »

Earth is a rock that was left out so long, stuff has grown on it.

George · « **Reply #213 on:** July 02, 2023, 11:24:18 PM »

The (70s rock band) Eagles went from 'Take It Easy' to 'Get Over It,' which is how a lot of boomers see their childhoods vs younger generations' childhoods.

George · « **Reply #214 on:** July 02, 2023, 11:24:58 PM »

Turning the music down helps you see better in parking lots.

George · « **Reply #215 on:** July 02, 2023, 11:26:04 PM »

The new generations will never understand the pain of paying $100 for a 1GB flash drive.

George · « **Reply #216 on:** July 02, 2023, 11:26:41 PM »

The amount of adults who only behave and treat others with kindness because they're threatened with eternal damnation otherwise is alarming.

George · « **Reply #217 on:** July 02, 2023, 11:27:53 PM »

Being a real grown up isn’t cooking a fancy dinner, it’s having a clean kitchen when you go to bed after cooking a fancy dinner.

George · « **Reply #218 on:** July 02, 2023, 11:28:50 PM »

People who will live to see the year 2100 have already been born.

George · « **Reply #219 on:** July 02, 2023, 11:29:19 PM »

Every person born in 1999 is in a race to be the last human alive born in the 20th century.

George · « **Reply #220 on:** July 02, 2023, 11:29:31 PM »

Water can drown you, freeze you, burn you, and even cut you, yet you still need it to live.

George · « **Reply #221 on:** July 02, 2023, 11:30:38 PM »

Traditions are just peer pressure from people that have passed away.

George · « **Reply #222 on:** July 02, 2023, 11:31:06 PM »

Pineapple is the most divisive pizza topping while people out here are throwing fungus on their pies.

George · « **Reply #223 on:** July 02, 2023, 11:31:25 PM »

Companies are going to have to start putting a *not made by an AI* disclaimer on all of their display photos on the internet.

bk · « **Reply #224 on:** July 02, 2023, 11:31:56 PM »

I guess I should write some damn notes.

George · « **Reply #225 on:** July 02, 2023, 11:32:08 PM »

Zombies are always seen dripping blood when they get stabbed or shot in the head but since they are dead their heart shouldn’t be able to pump blood.

bk · « **Reply #226 on:** July 02, 2023, 11:32:10 PM »

But I am feeling lethargic and unmotivated.

George · « **Reply #227 on:** July 02, 2023, 11:32:24 PM »

Snow White was killed by the evil Queen and then reanimated by a magical kiss. That makes Snow White a zombie.

bk · « **Reply #228 on:** July 02, 2023, 11:32:24 PM »

I must have some Laffy Taffy to change that.

George · « **Reply #229 on:** July 02, 2023, 11:32:42 PM »

Quote from: bk on July 02, 2023, 11:31:56 PM

I guess I should write some damn notes.

If you must.

bk · « **Reply #230 on:** July 02, 2023, 11:32:53 PM »

There, now I am feeling motivated and filled with sugar energy.

George · « **Reply #231 on:** July 02, 2023, 11:33:27 PM »

No matter how much you trust someone, if the remote is missing, you will will ask that person to get up.

bk · « **Reply #232 on:** July 02, 2023, 11:33:33 PM »

I could not write some damn notes and just link everyone to the Facebook page of the person who'll be writing a daily column.

George · « **Reply #233 on:** July 02, 2023, 11:34:11 PM »

When it snows, snowmen see their flesh falling out of nowhere.

George · « **Reply #234 on:** July 02, 2023, 11:35:24 PM »

We domesticated a nocturnal animal then proceed to poke and pester it during the day. No wonder cats are murderous.

George · « **Reply #235 on:** July 02, 2023, 11:36:17 PM »

There is a 50% chance that Schrodinger's curiosity killed the cat.

George · « **Reply #236 on:** July 02, 2023, 11:36:44 PM »

Attempted Murder has all the evil of regular murder but none of the competence.

George · « **Reply #237 on:** July 02, 2023, 11:37:02 PM »

When there's a thunderstorm in a movie or tv-series, the lighting and thundersound are always (unrealisticly) in sync.

George · « **Reply #238 on:** July 02, 2023, 11:37:49 PM »

We bake cookies and cook bacon.

George · « **Reply #239 on:** July 02, 2023, 11:39:17 PM »

Not judging a book by its cover defeats the whole purpose of the cover.

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