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« Reply #60 on: July 05, 2023, 07:23:11 AM »

My question for ASK BK DAY:

When did you first see snow?  What was your opinion of it?

I saw a little hailstorm here in LA in mid-1960s, but actual snow would have been in January of 1969, soon after I moved to NYC. I liked the snow.
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« Reply #61 on: July 05, 2023, 07:28:41 AM »

When you order clams casino AT a casino, do they sing and dance?

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« Reply #62 on: July 05, 2023, 07:31:09 AM »

  I did not. Could take no more of it. Did you ever finish Preview Harvey? :)

Working on it.
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« Reply #63 on: July 05, 2023, 07:49:33 AM »

Guess what happens next?
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« Reply #65 on: July 05, 2023, 09:02:25 AM »

DR George, I do not see any photo of Shelly.

Very strange. :-\
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« Reply #66 on: July 05, 2023, 09:08:18 AM »

George, that is a lovely picture of Shelly

Whew!  I'm glad it shows for some people.  I'll try to modify the post so that Larry can see it.
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« Reply #67 on: July 05, 2023, 09:08:32 AM »

I’m curious to hear if the owners of the bags contact you

Me, too!
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« Reply #68 on: July 05, 2023, 09:09:37 AM »

THE JOYS OF NON-PROFIT COMMUNITY THEATER.

Been there...done that. ::)

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« Reply #70 on: July 05, 2023, 10:04:13 AM »

DR Jrand, regarding the onesie and butt crack posts.... :))

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« Reply #71 on: July 05, 2023, 10:04:37 AM »

Traffic is light this morning.
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« Reply #72 on: July 05, 2023, 10:07:25 AM »

I was just about to reply to BK's post, but the day got locked.  Fortunately, I saved the post before I tried to post it:

You've been spending far too much time with Shelly. Let's at least have a living photograph of this person so we know she's not your imaginary friend, like Harvey.

I hope she doesn't mind, but here's Shelly, all dolled up:

DR George, I could not see your photo of Shelly on my iMac, but I can on my MacBook. It's a nice photo!
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« Reply #73 on: July 05, 2023, 10:08:55 AM »

Vibes the people call Shelly.
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« Reply #74 on: July 05, 2023, 10:09:37 AM »

It was an odd place to intentionally leave anything. 
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« Reply #75 on: July 05, 2023, 10:10:12 AM »

I was just about to reply to BK's post, but the day got locked.  Fortunately, I saved the post before I tried to post it:

You've been spending far too much time with Shelly. Let's at least have a living photograph of this person so we know she's not your imaginary friend, like Harvey.

I hope she doesn't mind, but here's Shelly, all dolled up:

Hi Shelly :)
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« Reply #76 on: July 05, 2023, 10:10:44 AM »

Does Shelly's picture show twice?  I'm on my phone and only the link showed up under my post instead of the uploaded image, so I hyperlinked it into my post.  I'll check it when I get up to my desktop computer.

Only once.
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« Reply #77 on: July 05, 2023, 10:11:54 AM »

Well, I've begun my third attempt on No. 30. I wish I liked this piece of music more than I do.
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« Reply #78 on: July 05, 2023, 10:13:18 AM »

I you win only once, is that "wonce"?
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« Reply #79 on: July 05, 2023, 10:15:06 AM »

Jane, Asteroid City is a Wes Anderson movie. Much like his other movies it is played in that flat, unrealistic acting style with absurd things going on in the background that no one mentions but that we found extremely funny.

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« Reply #80 on: July 05, 2023, 10:17:04 AM »

Oh and the cost of two senior tickets with fees and taxes was 31.76 ( we bought online through Fandango)

A special treat at that price.  I think we paid $6 each for a matinee  plus $20 for popcorn  ;D
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« Reply #81 on: July 05, 2023, 10:17:24 AM »

I’m curious to hear if the owners of the bags contact you

So am I.
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« Reply #82 on: July 05, 2023, 10:17:39 AM »

Wordle 746 3/6

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« Reply #83 on: July 05, 2023, 10:18:40 AM »

I have to write the story for the newspaper.

THE STORY OF THE ACTOR WHO DID NOT LEARN HIS LINES.

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« Reply #84 on: July 05, 2023, 10:18:55 AM »

THE STORY OF THE BOARD MEMBER WHO KNOWS BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE.

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« Reply #85 on: July 05, 2023, 10:19:09 AM »

THE STORY OF THE "HELPER" WHO ONLY GETS IN THE WAY.

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« Reply #86 on: July 05, 2023, 10:19:32 AM »

THE JOYS OF NON-PROFIT COMMUNITY THEATER.

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« Reply #87 on: July 05, 2023, 10:23:31 AM »

Good afternoon, all!
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« Reply #88 on: July 05, 2023, 10:24:04 AM »

DR Rodzinski:  Interesting thoughts expressed about Roger Ebert. 

I met Gene Siskel back in the early 1980s when he visited the Defense Information School in Indianapolis to be a guest speaker.

Siskel, when he was in the Army, was a journalist who trained at the Defense Information School in the late 1960s.   As a film critic at a major newspaper, he was an excellent example for our students on where their training could lead.

He told us that when he got his first job with the Chicago Tribune, he was assigned a neighborhood beat.  That means, for those who don't know, that he covered events within a specific area of Chicago.

He said he was called into his editor's office one day and was asked to fill in for the film critic who had left the Tribune.  He said he knew nothing about film criticism, had no training in any aspect of film, and was just a filmgoer like most people.  He didn't understand why they picked him, but he went it into thinking it was temporary and he just did his best.

He never did anything else at the Tribune, much to his surprise and delight.  The PBS show was basically a cross-town rivlary idea that exploded nationally.



Very interesting, thank you.
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« Reply #89 on: July 05, 2023, 10:24:24 AM »

I've been up - all morning - but just enjoying a peaceful start to the day ketchuping on things.
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